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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Mon, Dec 17, 2012
Total Distance
1.84

I've gained so much weight over the last couple of months!

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 1.84
Weight: 500.00
Comments
From Rye on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 14:18:33 from 75.174.35.83

So, 500 lbs now......is that 320 lb gain for you? Hard to get an actual picture of your size Burt. I'm picturing a 3 foot Yoda doing Jedi moves. I would pay a bunch of money to see a 500 lb Yoda doing light saber moves...

From Burt on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 14:40:15 from 71.216.109.214

I don't look 500 lbs. It's all packed in pretty dense. But I am without a doubt 500 lbs.

From ACorn on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 15:52:15 from 24.2.76.146

I admire your courage to attempt a run at your weight.

From SlowJoe on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 16:29:02 from 69.131.141.92

But how much of that 1.84 miles were you being carried by a forklift?

From Rye on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 21:04:17 from 71.220.178.212

Sure you don't look 500lbs.....wearing bathrobes around like that! Put on some stretchy pants...

From Burt on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 23:46:23 from 72.223.86.148

Thanks ACorn. It takes every ounce of courage just to walk out that door.

Joe - that question is not relevant. I refuse to answer.

Rye - I'm no Nacho Libre, but let's hope they have a one size fits all.

From Tara on Tue, Dec 18, 2012 at 06:04:49 from 75.169.140.98

Keep up the good work. Forklifts are great, I use one all the time.

From Lily on Wed, Dec 19, 2012 at 11:46:59 from 67.199.178.95

Welcome back!

Just keep running even if its short. Remember, nobody likes a bigger arse. :-)

From Burt on Wed, Dec 19, 2012 at 15:41:25 from 71.216.109.214

Tara - Athlinks

Lily - I know some professional basketball players that do.

From julieesplin on Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 09:36:47 from 75.169.177.242

I'm a firm believer in goals for the new year. I know it sounds old fashioned to make "new year's resolutions," but it works for me.

From Burt on Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 15:32:16 from 72.223.86.148

Julie - I've given myself the green light to eat whatever I want over the holidays and then go on a diet after the new year. But what resolutions could you possibly set for yourself? You never gain weight, so it must be to be more righteous than the prophet. You better be careful or you're going to get translated.

From julieesplin on Wed, Dec 26, 2012 at 20:40:00 from 75.169.177.242

Burt - I'm aiming to be the Spartan Champion in June and read The Book of Mormon once. I'm pretty sure the prophet reads it more.

I think there might be one other thing I'm not doing good enough to be translated, but I can't remember it right now.

From Burt on Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 17:01:10 from 71.216.109.214

Spartan champion? Keep doing your pull ups!

From ACorn on Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 17:18:55 from 24.2.76.146

I'm glad you're still with us and haven't been translated. I figure if the GAs and all the nuns and monks are still around then the rest of us don't have much of a shot.

From Burt on Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 23:46:30 from 72.223.86.148

You underestimate yourself Adam.

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