So there is this woman at the gym that I call the elliptical something that would get me kicked off this blog. I've seen her 3 times now and she doesn't move fast enough to turn the thing on. She appears severely inebriated and literally staggers on the machine almost falling off at least once a minute. When she does manage to coordinate the hand levers she does so with very seductive looking dance moves. I get so distracted by her that I need to change machines, which is difficult since everyone else is trying to do the same. I am obviously not cut out for this gym thing.
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