Remarkable achievements require remarkable efforts

Oh. I'm not part of the gang anymore. Well. I'm just going to go over and sit in that pile of broken glass.

I thought I saw you in the Zumba class, but I wasn't sure. So that was you?

Yep. I looked different because I showered this morning.

burt - so you were the one that left the room crying after the warm up?

nice job, merri. it's always nice to get together with the gang. when are we going to hang out again? will there be key lime pie?

you're coming tonight right allie? make sure you are in your santa suit and of course key lime pie will be there.

The best reason to go to the gym: The gang!

now seventy million years ago

is a long long time, don't you know

a wondrous form of life took birth

when dinosaurs walked on the earth

rap everybody

do the dinosaur rap

yo, rap rap

do the dino rap

the longest one was Diplodocus

the longest one was Diplodocus

if you could take three diplodocuses

you could line them up

beside nine school busses

archelon lived in the ocean

archelon did the locomotion

he'd swim for days, he could swim real far

a huge sea turtle, bigger than a car

the world it changes through the ages

life goes on, we turn the pages

books on dinosaurs on the shelves

can teach us something about ourselves

tyrannosaurus, brontosaurus,

stegosaurus, allosaurus

you can find out so much more

and make your own rap about the dinosaur

break it down

wikkie wikkie

this post is just a piece of pure heaven in a rap.....of key lime pie and Burt in the shower shaving his pits.

...and burt doing zumba over a pile of broken glass.

I don't shave my pits. Just my crack.

Don't smoke crack.

burt- the world thanks you for abruptly changing that subject.

now let's all do the dino rap and forget you ever mentioned anything about smoking.

Once upon a time, there was a mom. Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon.

Sitting on her nest, she heard a scratch'n. She said, "Oh Boy! My eggs are hatching!"

One by one her kids popped free. Baby pteranodons. One. Two. Three.

"I'll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don" But Tiny said, "Wait! There's one more Mom!"

The last little baby was a different size with teeth and a tail and big green eyes.

He didn't look anything like the rest. "What am I doing in a pteranodon nest?"

But dear old Mrs. Pteranodon said, "This is your family and I'm your mom."

"We may be different but we're all creatures. All dinosaurs have different features."

"C'mon Buddy. We'll take a vacation. I'll get us a ticket at Pteranodon station. We'll travel the world in sunshine and rain and meet all the species on the dinosaur train."

dinosaur train!

dinosaur train!

dinosaur train!

We're gonna ride...ride... ride

the dinosaur train

ROAR! wikkie wikkie

i'm tyrannosaurus rex i'm big and mean.

the meanest dinosaur that you've ever seen.

i've got tiny little arms, great big feet;

i'll pick you up with my big sharp teeth.

i will, i will, chomp you, chomp you. i will,i will CHOMP YOU !!!

I'm a white girl, but my neck is red

I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread

My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail

How many bi#@&s have I slapped? Zero.

Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero

I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him

I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France

So maybe I'm whack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.

Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin’ bones tonight.

We rollin’ bones tonight, We rollin’ bones tonight.

Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin’ stoned tonight.

I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.

Me and these dinosaurs is gettin’ freakin’ ripped tonight.

We gettin’ faced tonight, We gettin’ faced tonight.

And all these dinosaurs is crashin’ at my place tonight.