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Riverton,UT,

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Jun 19, 2006

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Stay fit and healthy.  Run a decent Boston and St. George marathon.

 

 

 

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Just a warning that this is a super log entry!!!! I had today off because I had to take care of some teacher license stuff that I never have time to do. I decided to have a little adventure and do something that I have never done before and that might not be so fun, and run around Willard Bay. I started at about 11:00 am at the main park entrance. I had no clue how far it would be, how long it would take, and if I would make it or not? I made sure I told my wife where I was going and if I wasn't back in 4 hours to send out the search party. I packed up my water bottle, some GU, a granola bar, and some extra warm gear and headed out around the bay.

There is a causeway that goes around the entire bay and it is flat and dirt. The first part of the run seemed the same because I was on a road in the middle of water, bay on my left and wetlands on my right, and running into the sun the whole way. The sun is always in the south this time of year and so if you run west, south, or east it is in your face, and those were the three directions that I went first. The weather was nice and I tried to just relax and not think about how much further I might have to go. There were a lot of big birds of prey around, infact, there were a lot of birds period. The causeway seemed everlasting and I would look back at where I came from at times and it would appear to be as far away as antelope island that I could see in the distance; although it was only 7 miles or so at the time. Once in a while I would see a river boat in the wetlands or a biologist out checking the area, but I was pretty much on my own for the first half.

About 10 miles into my run I hit a park, that is about 8 miles west of Smith & Edwards. This park had a big campground and was probably the south entrance to the Bay. The causeway that I had been on split where a huge canal, that was about 70 feet across in places, ran into the bay. I couldn't find a place to cross and get back on the main causeway so I ran up the road out of the park. I quickly decided not to keep heading east because I would end up running an extra 10 miles, because the causeway was headed north/east, so I turned on the first road I found and headed north. I could see a point where it looked like the road I was on and the causeway met up, so plugged down the road in that direction. I ran by some huge farm house, all of which had a pack of dogs that weren't used to having visitors. One house had three big sheepdogs that came out after me, but after the one got a baseball sized rock in the side of the head they let me pass though in peace.

By now I was approaching the causeway and was anxious to get back on it so I would be in peace and could find my way home. I had a couple more obstacles ahead still, about two thousand cows, five big dogs, and a dead-end road that lead straight into the canal, that I had hoped I had went around after 3 miles. I threw a few rocks and made it through the dogs and then started down through the middle of the two biggest corrals I have ever seen. I thought for sure some farmer was going to shoot me for stampeding his two thousand cattle, but I never got a bullet. The worst part was when the road ended at the canal and I could see that crossing the corner of the cattle corral was the only way to get on the road again, so I could try to find a way to cross the canal and get back on the causeway that I missed so much by now. There were a few big bulls that had followed me, and were challenging me, and I might say intimidating the crap out of me, as I stampeded their herd. A big white bull had been following me and wanting to trample me for a 1/4 mile but was held back by a frighteningly low electric fence. I decided that the 20 meters across the bull field sounded better than running back into Ogden and calling my wife, who by then would have probably called the cops because I was gone too long. I picked up the two biggest rocks (softball sized) I could find and charged the gate screaming blood murder! I hit the white bull in the butt with one rock and let the other one fly at the other few bulls. They scattered long enough and far away enough for me to make my move. Like lightning I was over the gate and sprinting across the corner of the field toward the other gate, the name isn't monaflash for nothing!. The whole time I was thinking how this was not the way I wanted to die, being trampled by ten angry cows, 10 miles in the middle of no-man's land. I knew that those bulls would be in pursuit as soon as they realized my bluff and I was hoping that I didn't trip. I flew over the next gate and kept going at a spirit for a good 100 yards before stopping to see that those bulls were waiting at the gate that I had crossed, hoping I would come back so they could trample me.

For the next mile I headed north/east through a farmers field, along side the canal, toward I15. At the end of this field I found a pipe bridge that went across the canal and back over to the causeway. I never thought I would be so grateful to see that stupid causeway again, but it was a joyous occasion! I then followed the causeway back toward I15, and then north to the main entrance for the next 4 miles. I only had to add a block onto my run to make it an even 18 miles. I was so glad to see my truck again and to make it home after my big adventure! In talking with my father in-law later in the day, who has been on bike rides around the bay, I missed a canal crossing around the first farm with big dogs, which would have made my life a lot less stressful. Oh well, it is a story to tell and a run that I will likely never forget nor do again. However, I was glad that I accomplished the run, and I was happy to see that I can still run an 18 miler in hostile conditions, especially since I usually only run 5 milers lately.

2:13:04 for the run (7:24 ave), not bad since it seemed like 6 hours of running!

(Adrenaline-459 miles)

Comments
From Cody on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 00:13:17

What a run! I am amazed, both at your ability to find hostile animals and at your ability to survive every encounter...barely.

From Jody on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 00:17:28

What an adventure!! Glad you made it home safe.

From Lybi on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 00:17:55

When are you going to start carrying pepper spray, Monaflash!? You know that all animals seek to destroy you...glad you got away!

From wheakory on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 00:28:45

Jame, What a cool, eventful, adventure you achieved. I bet those bulls made you run like you were running in a 100 meter race.

Great job and nice long run.

From Logan on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 12:20:06

What were you thinking? What an adventure!

From Jon on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 16:54:32

Beauty- we're proud of your daring adventure! But it was a bit stupid, given your history of animal attacks. Anyone else would be fine, but with you it was a bit crazy. Good thing you can always find a few rocks.

Do you have a video of you rushing the bulls?

The first part of your run reminded me of some runs in Florida, except that the wetlands have some alligators in them. That really gets the heartbeat going- you should try it sometime for even more adventure.

From James on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 18:18:00

According to you that would be a even dumber thing for me to do. I would get eaten for sure. I don't think that i get animal attacks that often, I just fight back and tell the tale. If I do that run again I will make sure you and Logan are with me or I will be sure to take my video camera and tripod.

From James on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 18:18:49

According to you that would be an even dumber thing for me to do. I would get eaten for sure. I don't think that i get animal attacks that often, I just fight back and tell the tale. If I do that run again I will make sure you and Logan are with me or I will be sure to take my video camera and tripod.

From Paul Petersen on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 18:35:04

That sounds more like a video game than a run. The old Atari game "Pitfall" comes to mind.

From James on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 18:40:44

I guess I should be grateful for getting lost in the killer farms, because I would have had a two line entry for an 18 mile run about how it was the most uneventful boring run I have ever been on.

From David on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 23:42:46

That is awesome. The next Ragnar race should go through a bull ring.

By the way, I'm forwarding all your entries to PETA so they can protest your races.

From James on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 23:50:13

That would be awesome! Tell PETA to just bring it! Just don't tell the people that I was trespassing on their lands.

From MichelleL on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 at 14:04:51

Wow James! What a crazy adventure. I now know what route to not take next time I am up there.

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