I woke up at 6:00 a.m. and immediately went back to sleep. That was one great weekend. But Mondays...who needs 'em? Sheesh. I tried to run at lunch, which was a bad idea. It was 97 degree by 11:00 a.m. already. I made my kids ride their bikes with me down to the lake while I ran alongside. It took half my energy just to get them out the door and onto their bikes. Then my son spent 3 miles pontificating about why he was glad he wasn't a woman (mostly revolving around the baby-having aspects, including stretchmarks and fatness). Thanks for your support son! Why, I just LOVE it....Why, there are so many benefits to being a woman, let me name a few .... #@%$#%!!!! I tried to point out he wouldnt have been born had I not been a woman. But then he suggested I could be his father. Again, way to appreciate my feminine mystique there kiddo. I'm sure I missed a really spiritual opportunity to explain the divine nature of women; all our moral supremecy, and nuturing superiority, etc. But I just told him to back off or I'd give him pickled chicken feet for lunch. |