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St. George,UT,U.S.A

Member Since:

Apr 02, 2005

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Local Elite

Running Accomplishments:

97th at Boston

1:09:40 Half Marathon

2:25:50 Marathon

 

Short-Term Running Goals:

Get healthy enough to enjoy a run again.

Long-Term Running Goals:

To be able to do it... long term. 

Personal:

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the Gift" -Steve Prefontaine

Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be... ever again.

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Race: Del Sol (10.3 Miles) 17:04:40, Place overall: 1, Place in age division: 1
Total Distance
12.00

10.3 race miles

1.7 warm up and cool down miles (not so good today)

My 2nd leg (Leg #16, 6.1 miles long, 34:07, 5:36 avg min mile pace)
In the land of relay’s you may be running a 6.1 mile race at 2:36 in the morning. That’s exactly what I did today. This was the most eventful leg I’ve ever run in my relay history. I took off and had about .2 miles of paved road and then it turned into gravel, with pot holes and keep in mind it’s dark. So the course was rolling (some up some down) and I’m stumbling up through grapefruit orchards and all this time I’m brewing up a witch’s brew in my stomach with that Subway from earlier, a chocolate GU, and way too much Gatorade. As I’m laboring to get things going I feel like I’ve been running for about 3 miles but don’t want to take time to look at my Garmin to see how far it’s actually been- so I wait until it beeps at the next mile and then the light comes on and I look to see where I’m at. It just about floors me that it only says 1 mile. I thought to myself there’s no way. But I just keep moving along and at mile 2 I start to get a good side ache. No problem I’ve had them before just keep running. Well 5 miles into the run I start to do little dry heaves. But I don’t think too much about it as now I’m starting some good downhill and almost done. Then it turned into about every 6 strides I’d heave and I had just passed three people and I knew they could hear me. However I was coming up on a girl and then I felt it coming and knew (this was the real deal) and vomit was coming out. As I got closer to her she could hear me loudly screaming, and making the puking sound. Then she turned around all scared and screamed “What way are you going to go ?”, meaning are you going to pass me on the right or left so I can get out of the way of the splash. I tried to answer her but when I spoke I started puking and said “I don’t know”. It sucked. Then I just pressed on and finished and never apologized to her. But I’m pretty sure I didn’t get any on her.

Then we went to the next major exchange and I got about 20 more min’s of sleep, and tried to settle my stomach before my last leg. I was hungry but didn’t dare eat anything until the relay was over.



3rd leg # 28, 24:42, 6:04 min mile pace. This leg was virtually all up a really nasty hill. When I took off I thought I’d like to run it at least under 6 min mile pace. But the lack of food, rest, a head wind and the hill it’s self just killed me.  I tried to gut it out and pushed about as hard as my tired legs would go and in the end was actually pretty amazed I had ran it that fast. I still had some side ache pains hanging over from the 2nd leg nightmare so my breath was a little short. But overall I was happy with the performance of this leg. I also saw a coyote staring at me but then he ran off. Must not have wanted to get any puke on his pretty fur coat. The best part of this leg was that I passed a runner and when I did it put us out in front of the rest of the 190 teams. Now there was no one left to pass and we could just finish strong as a team and win.



This was a great trip. We had a blast during the race and even more fun hanging out the rest of the trip. When the race was over all 12 of us and our drivers (James & Steve) went to James and Lybi’s house for a great pasta dinner. It was fun to hang with the other guys and hear their stories.
Then our travel van decided to drive back home. We had planned on staying down there but all wanted to get home to our cute little wives. So we bravely left and about 50 miles up the freeway we all hit rock bottom. We had pretty much been up for 36 hours and together ran 190 miles. We ended up pushing on to Flagstaff and getting a room for the 7 of us and enjoying one of the best Ihop meals you could ever dream about. The guys got a little out of hand there and I had to be the adult and settle everyone down before we got into trouble. Then we talked about the influences of soccer on our American society.



ZZ Top
Baseball
Elmers Glu
Vicks

You know what I’m talking about. Just makin’ memories baby.


Comments
From Jon on Sun, Mar 02, 2008 at 20:08:40

You thought you had an eventful leg? Just imagine what that poor girl is telling everyone! She had the scariest adventure, ever! :) Loved the story.

Nice job with the race, and passing the last person! You can trash talk the second van that they couldn't pass anyone on their last legs! I'm surprised you guys even tried to drive home that day. And I may need confirmation that you had to be the adult and "settle everyone down"... not sure I believe that one...

Just kidding.

From Jon on Sun, Mar 02, 2008 at 20:10:59

By the way, I am really impressed how fast you guys ran. For some reason, I thought Google did 18 hours last year and we did 18:10. Then I looked and realized we actually did 19 hours! Which means you guys took 2 hours off the record! Absolutely amazing!

From Brent on Sun, Mar 02, 2008 at 20:31:16

Superfly: ZZ Top, Baseball and puking I understand, Elmers Glu and Vicks? Great job, puking and running, what the heck! 1,000 commando points, best puking while running ever, Bob Kempenton would be proud.

FRB Elite Team really represented, Congrads, awesome, running road trip extraordinare without the boos.

Stay Kool, Crazy Fun Running and a record that may never be broken, B of BS Rools out

From Dustin on Sun, Mar 02, 2008 at 21:57:17

Classic story! sounds like you guys had a great experience, I'm excited to hear more about it and start training some with you guys now that wrestling is over.

From James W on Sun, Mar 02, 2008 at 22:13:41

That was an awesome rendition of a miserable experience - I heard everyone cracking up at the spaghetti dinner but was too involved in my own food at the time to figure out what was going on. I was laughing out loud the whole time I was reading your tale, even though it sounds like it wasn't too much fun for you . . .

From Mike Warren on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 09:57:21

Clyde, just an amazing race! Congrats to all of you. It's alot of fun watching you improve, improve, improve! It's getting scary man, keep it up!

From Paul Petersen on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 10:03:47

Hilarious. Sir Pukes-a-lot, I dub thee.

From dave holt on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 10:21:51

Jon, I will confirm that Clyde truly was the most adult and calm person at that dinner. It was as if he really had his head on straight and was focused on preparing himself for Sunday.

From Superfly on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 10:29:53

Amen to what Dave said and thanks to all the nice words.

Brent- We talked all weekend about who would get commando points and how many. Thanks for filling my bucket. However Logan should get a never ending supply.

From steve ashbaker on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 10:38:59

Great story Clyde. I really like that you took the time to put the photos in.

From Kim on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 11:25:52

One of the best race reports I have read! Thanks for laying all down on the line! It is cool to hear how hard you speedsters work and to realize that running that fast really does take some effort! You all make is seem like it's a walk in the park!

From Sean on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 12:39:22

Fantastic job to the entire team. Sorry I couldn't be there but clearly i wasn't needed. Great job.

From James on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 13:32:20

Awesome job,and lots of good memories. IHOP will go down to in the history books next to Fudruckers 2007, good times!

From Walter on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 14:25:12

Those are some sweet photos, thanks. You guys are a freekin riot! I spit gatorade out my nose several times laughing at you and dave! Holy crap ive got a side stitch! Im glad you didnt puke on me coming in our second leg! No more subway sandwich time ok!? At least not before the race. See ya

From Christi on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 14:26:47

CONGRATS!!!!You guys rule (have to admit- it was expected!) Way to go and thanks for posting all the great pics to keep us all up to date. Good job not getting kicked out of IHOP (ha!)

From Clay on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 14:31:09

Great job Clyde, you guys are all awesome!!! Love the pictures too:)

From Tyler on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 14:41:43

Wow, awesome job from the FRB team! I wish I could have been there.

From adam on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 16:49:06

your puke story made me completely bust out laughing! poor girl.

From JohnK on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 16:51:30

Congrats to all of you guys. Sounds like a memorable adventure and some excellent running by the FRB team. When does it come out on video?

From Superfly on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 17:28:02

Thanks again to all for the lovely remarks. I looked through my entry for the first time and found several grammar mistakes... O.K. I like running a little more than English.

John- Steve Hooper took the video and we are all very antsy to see what's on that tape.

From Hayden on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 19:19:19

Hey clyde man I heard about that altitude training camp this summer. I am interested in it and would love to do it. get back to me on that i think it would benefit me alot. Good job man.

From Hayden on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 21:00:24

That would be great if you could come friday or saturday and yea i am coming so count me in it would be great.

From Cody on Mon, Mar 03, 2008 at 23:25:02

Sweet Stuff! I have shared your experiences with everyone I know! Great stories.

From jtshad on Tue, Mar 04, 2008 at 10:42:43

Awesome running man, it was great seeing you again. Sorry we didn't have much time to catch up. Run strong my friend.

I loved the look on your face when you were telling us about the puking at lunch...I was busting a gut!

From Superfly on Tue, Mar 04, 2008 at 15:22:54

Jeff thanks! That was the only part about leaving early the other day that sucked. We didn't get to hang with the rest of you very much. But it was good to see you guys. You ran just amazing. Hopefully maybe I'll see ya at Ogden.

From Adam RW on Wed, Mar 05, 2008 at 15:48:19

Great read. Thanks for the laughs...

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