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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.44

Today's run felt much better.  Sleep is the key.  I took a Gu before my run.  Still don't think they do anything.  Backtracked a little to get a drink from the magic water fountain.  Saw my partner at work.  He works the 12 hours in the division that I do while I'm at home for my 12 hours.  When I got to half a mile to go, I pulled my Garmin out of my pocket and my pocket was hanging out.  With a quarter mile to go I saw my wife and her sister going on their walk.  I slowed down to say hi and my pervert sister-in-law grabbed my pocket.  The joke was on her as she got a handful of pocket sweat.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 5.44
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From PRE on Sat, Apr 14, 2012 at 17:59:36 from 99.50.213.11

Burt,

You are doing awesome with getting your miles in! Seems like you are back with us (running that is). This is good news!

From RAD on Sat, Apr 14, 2012 at 23:34:31 from 98.202.23.178

pocket sweat, sleep and that magical drink (that isn't always so magical) - awesome.

From Burt on Sun, Apr 15, 2012 at 07:37:47 from 72.223.93.158

PRE - I just wish I had more time to read everyone's blog all the time like I used to.

RAD - I must have sweaty hips.

From The Quiet Pirate on Sun, Apr 15, 2012 at 16:10:44 from 71.49.52.217

I enjoyed reading all your blogs for the week. Between bed-wetting and sweaty pockets, you've managed to make me laugh twice, which is two times more that I had all day.

Thanks for the smiles. I think gu works, but I've only used it after running 4 or 5 miles, not before a run.

From Chad on Mon, Apr 16, 2012 at 09:49:04 from 168.177.153.27

Maybe that magic fountain magically produces sweat.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 16, 2012 at 16:00:43 from 72.223.93.158

QP - Glad I could make you smile :)

Chad - Are you saying when you drink from the magic water fountain, you sweat. Or that sweat comes out of the magic water fountain?

From Chad on Mon, Apr 16, 2012 at 16:43:55 from 168.177.153.27

I don't know, does it taste salty?

From DaleG on Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 09:49:40 from 71.199.57.238

Your hips don't lie.

Nice job, Mr. Burt

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