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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
8.01

That's right.  I said 8.01.  Hey, if Garmin is in my pocket and it's says 8.01 when I pull it out and stop it, I'm counting the 0.01 miles! 

This was a run with my Ragnar team.  We ran mostly along the Eastern Canal.  Right when we got to the turn around point, I excused myself to go potty.  I crossed the street to the graveyard and peed on some poor soul's grave.  And when I say I peed on their grave I mean I peed near their grave.  And when I say near their grave I mean on the other side of the graveyard wall.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 8.01
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From catherine on Wed, Feb 08, 2012 at 19:34:22 from 98.202.112.38

It's good to be accurate.

From Burt on Wed, Feb 08, 2012 at 19:53:40 from 72.223.93.158

Thanks Cat. I guess mostly people get mad at me when I run 0.01 or 0.02 miles shy of a whole number.

From SlowJoe on Wed, Feb 08, 2012 at 19:55:13 from 74.195.74.62

you're right, I approve. You had me at "potty."

From Burt on Wed, Feb 08, 2012 at 20:31:46 from 72.223.93.158

Joe - do you have any dead relatives in the Mesa Cemetery that you want me to dance on their grave?

From SlowJoe on Wed, Feb 08, 2012 at 21:04:20 from 74.195.74.62

Yes but I won't tell you which plot, so you'll have to dance/pee on them all.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 11:54:33 from 98.247.27.122

Why is your garmin in your pocket?

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:16:13 from 68.14.209.26

Trap - because the band is broken and I'm not Macgyver enough like you to fix it.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:20:44 from 174.253.213.142

Duct-tape

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:26:01 from 68.14.209.26

One word?

From MichelleL on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 20:44:51 from 202.4.201.56

This is what I get for reading the blog during sacrament meeting.

From Burt on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 21:37:26 from 72.223.93.158

And that's the gospel truth!

From runningafterbabies on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 22:06:56 from 71.195.219.247

Nice run!

From Burt on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 22:20:04 from 72.223.93.158

Thanks for keeping it real Melody.

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