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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Wed, Apr 11, 2012
Total Distance
5.15

Pretty nice outside at 2pm.  Not quite 80°.  I had to run this one by myself since only Facebook jokers wanted to run with me today.  Bad timing on the run.  I came back into the neighborhood to see that the elementary school was getting out.  I got to the cross walk just as my daughters did.  They wouldn't make eye contact with me.  When we got away from the rest of the kids I asked them, "Are you guys embarrassed of me because I'm sweating so much?"  In unison they said, "Yes."

Saucony Hurricane 13 Miles: 5.15
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Tara on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 15:50:29 from 159.212.71.25

I bet if you pressed them further, they would reveal even more reasons to be embarrassed:) BTW, your common mean comments are wearing off on me. I find myself saying mean things right and left to everyone all over the blog- thanks to you. I take no accountability. Have a good day!:)

From Burt on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 15:51:47 from 72.223.93.158

What? Today I told you that you have a pretty little head.

From ACorn on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 16:16:20 from 68.66.168.22

What's with all the running this week?

From Burt on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 16:37:51 from 72.223.93.158

Crazy, huh? I just don't want a repeat of the disaster I had at my last Ragnar.

From Rye on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 18:25:49 from 174.27.86.251

Burt, I would pick my daughter up from high school in running tights and a bright yellow running jacket. I would make sure I got of the car so all of her friends could see the manly man that I am. She still cringes when I bring it up, and that was 8 years ago.

From Burt on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 20:12:57 from 174.240.193.69

And that Rye, is why you are where you are today :-)

From Chad on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 08:04:10 from 168.177.153.27

You do sweat A LOT. I'd be embarrassed too.

From RAD on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 13:49:43 from 98.202.23.178

What? kids get embarrassed of us in our running gear? crap...I need a new wardrobe I think all I own is running clothes. I mean c'mon with so many free t-shirts why go shopping?!?

From Burt on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 16:01:10 from 72.223.93.158

Chad - Why do you and RAD always comment on my blog one after the other? Are you the same person?

RAD - Yep. I got rid of most of my other shirts and now have mostly running shirts. Oh, and I have another gift certificate for a free pair of shoes that I need to get :)

From Dan on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 20:26:56 from 24.209.83.20

Burt- they certainly do not realize the level of embarrassment you could bestow upon them... right??

From Burt on Fri, Apr 13, 2012 at 09:20:48 from 72.223.93.158

Some day they'll realize, Dan. Someday they'll realize.

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