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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

~~Run a half marathon in under two hours.~~

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids.

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles:						9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles:						8.23

Wed, Jul 13, 2011

Total Distance

0.00

I will be out of town camping until Saturday afternoon. I will try to get some runs in out in the woods. In the meantime please refrain from meaningless comments on my blog.

Thank you.

Weight: 0.00

Comments

From Squirrel on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 21:58:54 from 75.105.64.39

That just sounded like an invitation to make meaningless comments on your blog!! Been so busy I have been able to blog-our office moved, got a new boss and tons of work!

From Mauri on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 22:10:13 from 174.27.95.153

I ran in 90 degree weather today and thought of you in Ariz. Crazy to run in the heat!

From Twinkies on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 00:05:24 from 68.227.95.60

Run in the woods...don't forget bug spray.

From RAD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:48:33 from 76.27.16.189

soo.....

From RAD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:49:15 from 76.27.16.189

you don't like FRB filling up your....

From RAD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:49:40 from 76.27.16.189

Inbox???

From GoBeth on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:50:02 from 70.99.151.251

Let's load up his email inbox!!

From GoBeth on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:50:26 from 70.99.151.251

I really like this fast running blog thing...

From RAD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 02:50:32 from 76.27.16.189

And all this time I thought that was the only reason you stayed on here!!

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:15:17 from 71.35.48.102

A day with out Burt is like a day without ... well, Burt

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:15:58 from 71.35.48.102

If a Burt runs and sweats in the woods and there is no one there to high-five, did he really run?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:16:43 from 71.35.48.102

I wonder if they will have a shower on the camping trip?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:17:01 from 71.35.48.102

I wonder if their tent is Haboob-proof?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:17:19 from 71.35.48.102

I wonder what they are doing right now??

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:18:31 from 71.35.48.102

So, do you think Burt misses us?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 03:21:04 from 71.35.48.102

... night RAD and GoBeth ...

From JulieC on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 08:12:35 from 70.56.108.123

meaningless comment

From JulieC on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 08:13:18 from 70.56.108.123

commento no importante

From JulieC on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 08:17:19 from 70.56.108.123

actually I take that back, I have a meaningful comment--- I think that both Bonnie and I should feel privledged that we are SECONDARY favorite blogs. Since we didn't make YOUR top 20. But I know deep down its just that you just can't handle our blogs!! We write such meaningful things that you wouldn't have time for other blogging.

From Huans32 on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 09:15:12 from 138.64.8.51

What to say what to say.

From seeaprilrun on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 09:28:17 from 174.70.177.86

Definitely have to jump on this train.

From Burt on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 09:31:27 from 206.19.214.144

All right you turkeys. I haven't left yet! I'm not so much worried about my inbox as I am Squirrel's. My inbox is healthy and robust. And I don't see me in your fave five Julie!

From Squirrel on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 09:46:22 from 209.175.175.238

Oh my i am going to fall off my chair with laughter!!! how will i ever explain this to my new boss?? Well boss there is this burt guy...........................

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:05:50 from 71.35.48.102

Awww, good morning everyone.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:06:03 from 71.35.48.102

I wonder what they are doing now?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:07:45 from 71.35.48.102

I never actually saw the need to put Burt in my favorites list since his blog is almost always linked over in the "Recent Comments" section.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:08:39 from 71.35.48.102

Since he has so many "followers" I did not think he needed any more visual validation of his popularity ... but, perhaps he does.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:08:55 from 71.35.48.102

so, I will include him on my next blog update.

From Merri on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:42:44 from 160.7.252.148

If you're interested I have something for wrinkle reduction without botox.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 11:47:00 from 71.35.48.102

really? that sounds interesting - why don't you outline the plan here, one sentence per post?

From Bec on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 14:43:49 from 71.199.9.12

Have fun in the woods. It's easy to use the bathroom on runs when there is no toilet around. I speak from experience.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:52:26 from 24.10.191.18

green.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:52:37 from 24.10.191.18

the #2

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:53:26 from 24.10.191.18

hi merri.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:53:43 from 24.10.191.18

i just ate two bananas for lunch.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:56:11 from 24.10.191.18

hi bonnie.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:58:41 from 24.10.191.18

now i'm watching oprah reruns.

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 17:59:16 from 67.136.62.186

Adj. 1. meaningless - having no meaning or direction or purpose; "a meaningless endeavor"; "a meaningless life"; "a verbose but meaningless explanation"

nonmeaningful

unimportant - not important; "a relatively unimportant feature of the system"; "the question seems unimportant"

purposeless - not evidencing any purpose or goal

unimportant, insignificant - devoid of importance, meaning, or force

meaningful - having a meaning or purpose; "a meaningful explanation"; "a meaningful discussion"; "a meaningful pause"

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:00:52 from 24.10.191.18

"i think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to yourself."

oprah just said that. i don't know what it means, but i started crying.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:01:16 from 24.10.191.18

hi chad.

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:01:31 from 67.136.62.186

And Bonnie your point is invalid..

Burt doesn't run.

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:02:24 from 67.136.62.186

Hi allie... Nice weather out there?

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:03:47 from 24.10.191.18

couldn't tell you. i'm inside. crying.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:05:01 from 71.35.48.102

I was just sitting here listening to Beatles albums and thinking about the meaning of life.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:05:13 from 71.35.48.102

Hi allie!

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:05:23 from 71.35.48.102

Chad, that was funny!

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:06:11 from 71.35.48.102

various hues of purple.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:06:19 from 71.35.48.102

the number 11

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:06:30 from 71.35.48.102

I like adverbs

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:07:38 from 24.10.191.18

apparently

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:07:59 from 67.136.62.186

and you are wishing Burt was around to soothe you with his sarcasm.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:08:14 from 24.10.191.18

cataclysmically

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:09:31 from 24.10.191.18

speaking of cats...i have 24. do you want to know their names?

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:09:43 from 24.10.191.18

rupert.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:10:00 from 24.10.191.18

buttonball.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:10:07 from 71.35.48.102

I intentionally check the blog to see if he shows up

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:10:11 from 24.10.191.18

frasier.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:10:37 from 71.35.48.102

and eagerly await the "refresh" button to work

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:10:40 from 67.136.62.186

Only if you name them individually and include there ancestry.

From Jim Kern on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:11:05 from 138.64.8.51

I hate repeditive redundancies.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:12:26 from 24.10.191.18

mrs. palin.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:12:51 from 24.10.191.18

ginger.

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:12:59 from 24.10.191.18

cinnamon.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:14:15 from 71.35.48.102

My cats names are more to Burt's liking

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:14:27 from 71.35.48.102

JFK

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:14:51 from 67.136.62.186

Bonnie - do tell! How many?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:14:57 from 71.35.48.102

Bernie (for Bernie Sanders)

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:15:25 from 71.35.48.102

Tony (for Anthony Wiener)

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:16:30 from 71.35.48.102

teamster

From allie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:17:46 from 24.10.191.18

p90x.

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:18:44 from 67.136.62.186

Harry?

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:19:07 from 71.35.48.102

M&M (for Michael Moore)

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:20:38 from 67.136.62.186

Every time I feel alone

And slightly blue

That's when I begin to think

It's what I'd like to start to do

And though it may not be the kind of thing

That's quite your cup of tea

I recommend you pay attention

To the little dance you're gonna see

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon

Dancing a little smidgeon of

The kind of ballet

Sweeps me away

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon

People may smile but

I don't mind

They'll never understand

The kind of fun I find

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon everyday

People may smile, but

I don't mind!

They'll never understand

The kind of fun I find

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon everyday

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:21:22 from 71.35.48.102

Yes, Chad, how did you know??

From Chad Robinson on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:22:44 from 67.136.62.186

No one likes hair more than Burt.

From Bonnie on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:22:56 from 71.35.48.102

New Deal

From Jim Kern on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 18:25:42 from 138.64.8.51

Big Deal

From JD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:26:31 from 71.37.100.47

Green.

From JD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:26:42 from 71.37.100.47

#12

From JD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:27:12 from 71.37.100.47

Oprah has caused too many tears over the years yo.

From JD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:27:34 from 71.37.100.47

WHO IS this Burt guy anyway?

From JD on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:28:05 from 71.37.100.47

I appreciate the opportunity to chime in.

From julieesplin on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 19:37:39 from 75.169.162.221

If I had 24 cats I'd be crying too!

From SlowJoe on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 21:36:24 from 66.137.82.63

What's going on here?

From AZDesertmonsoon on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 22:13:40 from 63.226.51.244

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 01:40:32 from 71.35.48.102

he he he ... good one Az monsoon!

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 01:43:40 from 71.35.48.102

woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late

... ahhhhh

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 01:45:02 from 71.35.48.102

I wonder if Burt is dreaming about running?

From AZDesertmonsoon on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 02:20:51 from 63.226.51.244

I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon.

From ChrisM on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 15:32:41 from 86.10.81.85

Just finished my dinner and had a cup of tea and a cookie.

mmmm cookies.....

From ChrisM on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 15:34:36 from 86.10.81.85

is anyone else a MASSIVE fan of AWESOME Oprah Winfrey?

I heard Burt was really off to an Oprah Winfrey appreciation convention and not really camping!

From allie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 16:18:18 from 24.10.191.18

fellow oprah fan here. she has such style!

why are you eating dinner at 1:40 in the afternoon?

From allie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 16:18:55 from 24.10.191.18

I am Oprah

Oprah

From ChrisM on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 16:30:16 from 86.10.81.85

we must be one meal ahead over here

what a great oprah-tunity to write on burts blog

From allie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 16:41:03 from 24.10.191.18

wait...this is burt's blog?

From allie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 16:43:04 from 24.10.191.18

wait...chrisM doesn't live in utah? i thought everyone lived in utah?

do you have electricity outside of utah?

From ChrisM on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 17:01:23 from 86.10.81.85

no i use candles and a log fire for cooking and my laptop has a handle to turn the dynamo to power it

From SlowJoe on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 17:05:24 from 66.137.82.63

Our internet in Texas is a series of styrofoam cups and miles of string.

From seeaprilrun on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 17:30:18 from 174.70.177.86

I am the 100th comment!!!

From Chad Robinson on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 17:38:09 from 67.136.62.186

April - I think Burt has a prize package that he will send your way.

From JD on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 18:02:23 from 70.96.78.149

...it's from "Fragile". Pronounced "fra-jill-ay"

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:07 from 24.22.239.183

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:16 from 24.22.239.183

ALL

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:25 from 24.22.239.183

LIVE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:31 from 24.22.239.183

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:37 from 24.22.239.183

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:46 from 24.22.239.183

YELLOW

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:47:56 from 24.22.239.183

SUBMARINE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:48:27 from 24.22.239.183

-YELLOW

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:48:40 from 24.22.239.183

-SUBMARINE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:48:55 from 24.22.239.183

-WE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:09 from 24.22.239.183

-ALL

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:18 from 24.22.239.183

-LIVE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:27 from 24.22.239.183

-ON

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:35 from 24.22.239.183

-A

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:44 from 24.22.239.183

YELLOW

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:49:54 from 24.22.239.183

SUBMARINE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:50:04 from 24.22.239.183

YELLOW

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:50:23 from 24.22.239.183

SUBMARINE

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:51:10 from 24.22.239.183

YELLOW

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:51:23 from 24.22.239.183

SUBMARINE

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:53:31 from 24.209.83.20

Hi Trap

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:53:52 from 24.209.83.20

Red - yes red it is

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:54:24 from 24.209.83.20

The Do Run Run, The Do Run Run

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:54:55 from 24.209.83.20

That was in my fortune cookie

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:55:35 from 24.209.83.20

IS that YOUR minivan in flatlanders blog?

From Dan on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 20:56:43 from 24.209.83.20

I wonder if Burt if familiar with the School of Redundancy School.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 21:12:08 from 24.22.239.183

Is that like the department of redundancy department? We have 2 of those where I work.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 21:12:25 from 24.22.239.183

Is that like the department of redundancy department? We have 2 of those where I work.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 21:14:02 from 24.22.239.183

Interesting that those punctuation corrections also generate emails, huh?

From CookieLegs on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 21:43:04 from 71.32.239.13

Awe geesh, Burt, this is too funny to not comment on. Are you even going to read all these comments? :)

From Brent on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 23:15:46 from 66.7.127.67

Bear mace, leaves for toilet paper, poison ivy, ants, no compass, garmin batteries are low, lost, lonely, out of food, shoes have holes in them, squirrels ignore you, 40 years lost in the wilderness - have a nice day, without Bon Jovi

Stay Kool, b of Bs rools out

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 23:26:04 from 71.35.48.102

Of course Burt will read them, he was expecting something like this ... hence why he begged us to do it:

and I quote ... "In the meantime please refrain from meaningless comments on my blog"

If that wasn't a cry for ultimate blogness I don't know what is

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 23:26:47 from 71.35.48.102

I am jealous, however, of seeapril run ... after all the time I spent over here I really wanted to be 100 or 1000 ;-)

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 23:27:14 from 71.35.48.102

I was singing Beatles songs for Burt, that HAS to count for something.

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 23:27:31 from 71.35.48.102

I forgot, my other cats name is "the Hoff"

From catherine on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 00:08:28 from 98.202.112.51

Them chickens jacking my style.

They try to copy my swagger.

Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns.

If you didn't know that, well, baby, now you know now.

From Lily on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 00:33:08 from 67.199.178.210

You say coke I say caine

You say John I say Wayne

Hot dog I say cool it man

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say smile I say cheese

Cartier I say please

Income tax I say Jesus

I don't wanna be a candidate

For Vietnam or Watergate

Cos all I want to do is

From Lily on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 00:33:39 from 67.199.178.210

RUN?!?

From Lily on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 00:34:02 from 67.199.178.210

Allie show me the money

From allie on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 00:58:00 from 24.10.191.18

i lost all my money in a pyramid scheme.

From RAD on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 01:04:41 from 76.27.16.189

I can help you get it back Allie! Just invite 5 of your closest friends over for a party...

From ChrisM on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 09:33:21 from 86.10.81.85

my favourite song has no lyrics so i will just sing it

la la laa, laa la laa laaa la la la laa la la laaaaaaaa,

From april27 on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 11:42:40 from 99.188.251.180

I love this...

From allie on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 13:39:21 from 24.10.191.18

just passing through. comment 146.

From JD on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 13:45:07 from 71.37.100.47

Burt spelled backwards is "trub" as in "truble".

From allie on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 13:48:30 from 24.10.191.18

burt rearranged is "turb" as in "turbulence" as in "havoc" as in "uproar" as in "run2day" as in "sweaty" as in "cat"

From JD on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 13:50:11 from 71.37.100.47

...as in dis"turb"ing.

From Burt on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 20:11:01 from 72.223.88.109

Yes I read them all! With friends like you guys, who needs enemies? I don't know whether to cry or cry. The only meaningful comment was from AZDM.

BTW, 150th comment! Holla'!

From Scott Wesemann on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 23:57:41 from 205.158.160.209

Did you get to poop in the woods?

From Scott Wesemann on Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 23:59:37 from 205.158.160.209

Did you use leaves to wipe?

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:01:05 from 205.158.160.209

Hot dogs!

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:02:00 from 205.158.160.209

Cucumber!

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:02:44 from 205.158.160.209

Cuke!

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:03:41 from 205.158.160.209

Lamb chops!

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:05:02 from 205.158.160.209

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeello Burt!

Turkey burger.

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:06:06 from 205.158.160.209

Summer sausage

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:06:56 from 205.158.160.209

Winter tomatoes

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:08:02 from 205.158.160.209

Fall asparagus

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:08:55 from 205.158.160.209

Spring bananas

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:14:06 from 205.158.160.209

One two three and to the four. Snoop burty Burt and Dr Dre is at the door... Ready to make an entrance...

From Scott Wesemann on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 00:15:34 from 205.158.160.209

Now back to the lecture at hand...

From artichoke on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 11:40:33 from 24.2.95.164

Hey, I just read about someone out running in the buff in the woods! Was that Burt??

From ChrisM on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 12:05:05 from 86.10.81.85

Burt in the buff with the runs in the woods?!?!?

Shocking.

From Burt on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 12:06:46 from 72.223.88.109

No, if they would have seen me out running in the buff in the woods, they would have thought it was a sasquatch. Unfortunately, no running for me. There were no showers and I wasn't going to subject the youth in my ward to my stinkiness.

From Bonnie on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 12:26:08 from 71.35.48.102

ah ... one of my original questions answered.

From Burt on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 12:27:17 from 72.223.88.109

I'm ignoring you Bonnie.

From ChrisM on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 12:30:26 from 86.10.81.85

what's a sasquatch?

dont think we get those over here

From auntieem on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 15:52:33 from 67.182.149.104

I think when you invite someone to your home you better have food.

From auntieem on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 15:52:55 from 67.182.149.104

I only have two cats!

From auntieem on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 15:53:37 from 67.182.149.104

Pirate and Jesus. Pirate is adorable. Jesus is surly.

From auntieem on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 15:54:19 from 67.182.149.104

OK, here it comes. Wait for it. This is not meaningless. IT DID NOT RAIN IN BELLINGHAM TODAY!

From GoBeth on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 21:33:29 from 71.201.21.192

Is this a case of bad karma? I've been out of town for a week, too, and came back to 140 inbox messages, most of them "fast running blog comment replies" from Burt's page! Dangit!!!

From GoBeth on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 21:37:03 from 71.201.21.192

I just read all of these comments- I wish I could "like" them! I seriously must have had way more than 140.... here's another one...

From Burt on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 22:50:08 from 72.223.88.109

Can someone tell me how to make my blog private?

From Dan on Sun, Jul 17, 2011 at 22:54:09 from 24.209.83.20

Sure thing Burt- From what I understand if you post your blog link on facebook AND twitter- it goes private. Strange, but they say truth is stranger than fiction.

From Lily on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 00:21:26 from 67.199.178.210

Sardines! Hey, and Pork and Beans, ha-hah

Do you know what that means?

It's twelve o'clock, and the party just don't stop!

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 18:51:18 from 66.239.250.209

Are we going to let this thread die?

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 18:51:26 from 66.239.250.209

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 18:51:34 from 66.239.250.209

Say

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 18:51:44 from 66.239.250.209

No!

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:33:20 from 70.56.109.141

me too. It's the MOST email I had waiting for me EVER after coming back from a two day vacation to Bryce.

From Burt on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:35:24 from 206.19.214.144

Everybody shush!

From allie on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:39:00 from 24.10.191.18

ahem.

From allie on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:39:10 from 24.10.191.18

peep.

From Dan on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:54:06 from 24.209.83.20

HI Allie...

Marco....

From rAtTLeTrAp on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 19:55:50 from 75.244.37.253

Oprah says she will come back and have Burt on her show if this thread gets 500 comments.

From RAD on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:00:55 from 76.27.16.189

Oh Burt!! Think of it! Oprah!!! I will have to continue this conversation just for that reason alone. Thanks for letting us all know Rattle! :)

From Bonnie on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:05:11 from 63.230.199.45

Polo

From Burt on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:13:30 from 206.19.214.144

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=207094749340790&id=1126340379&ref=notif¬if_t=share_comment#!/group.php?gid=51274354998

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:25:20 from 70.56.109.141

500 comments.

From Lily on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:34:11 from 67.199.178.210

Hell to the no this thread will never die. I'm with JulieC, 500 comment goal people!

From allie on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:44:00 from 24.10.191.18

comment 193. i'm eating a nectarine.

From Lily on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 20:48:20 from 67.199.178.210

I'm breathing....comment 194

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 22:57:01 from 168.103.185.96

i am 195

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 22:57:16 from 168.103.185.96

196

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 22:57:30 from 168.103.185.96

197

From JulieC on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 22:57:57 from 168.103.185.96

and 198 (my number for the Bryce Half, so legit here).

From seeaprilrun on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 23:03:33 from 174.70.177.86

got 100, going for 200

From seeaprilrun on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 23:03:56 from 174.70.177.86

200?!

From seeaprilrun on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 23:04:30 from 174.70.177.86

Yes! Maybe I will be around to make 300!

From Dan on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 23:41:29 from 24.209.83.20

Burt- I saw you on the 'Lone Faithfuls' so I thought I'd drop a hello! So whats new?

From Squirrel on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 07:37:39 from 75.105.134.2

I have a running question, seriously....and you guys are the greatest runners and smartest peeps i know! So i have decided to stick a marathon in this year in october. I am up to 16 miles on long run. I noticed most programs have you do less miles ever 3rd or so long run, is that necessary or can i just keep adding a mile or two each weekend? Im doing a half in august so i will be losing a few weeks of long runs and im a bit worried about getting in enough miles. Thanks for your help!

From Burt on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 11:27:33 from 72.223.88.109

I agree with RAD, although she had a slight breach in etiquette commenting on your blog instead. Your body does need the time to recover, so I would suggest doing a third week with less miles.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 11:40:02 from 75.244.37.253

Hey, does anybody know what Oprah's marathon PR is? I want to make sure I beat it this weekend. I hear she is really fast :)

From Squirrel on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 12:40:47 from 209.175.175.238

Geez and I appreciated RAD for the help! I think RAD is my new best friend!!! OK, I am going to follow the advice--thank you!!

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