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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:
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Fri, Apr 29, 2011
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We've got some very attractive females on this blog.  Pretty much all of them.  So I thought, what if I were to combine some of them?  It would double their beauty!

It didn't work out so well.


Who can name them all?


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Comments
From Dan on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:28:22 from 24.209.83.20

I'm gonna pass on naming...not just cause I live in Ohio, but Burt, I was wondering how you were gonna tie Easter Candy and Poop into this thread?

From allie on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:34:03 from 174.23.197.101

doing some research. hold...

From JamesH on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:36:11 from 208.117.127.7

Im not sure if these ladies are going to be flattered or incredibly creeped out by this Burt.

From RAD on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:47:13 from 98.202.17.113

I can see me and I believe RAB - RAD AND RAB; good combo! :)

From Burt on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:51:05 from 72.223.90.79

Dan - poo just comes natural to me. Poo will find a way.

allie - your research methods are very unorthodox.

JamesH - can't I do both?

RAD - two out of six. Not bad.

From allie on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:53:07 from 174.23.197.101

julieE, amber, RAD, RAB, merri. i am stumped on the last one. just stumped...

From Burt on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:54:10 from 72.223.90.79

Haha! I knew if anyone could get them, it would be you allie. Here's a hint. They're all on my favorite's list.

From allie on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 23:55:36 from 174.23.197.101

ok. so that means it's not me.

From Marathon Dreamer on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 00:20:25 from 174.254.84.159

Burt...I nearly vomited when I saw the first picture and at the same time I laughed my please do not swear off!!! Anyone ever tell you that you have too much time on your hands and that you are demented? I mean that in the most loving way.... ;-)

From Burt on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 00:21:30 from 72.223.90.79

LOL!!! Abby asked if it was a clown.

From Rye on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 09:18:13 from 174.27.65.38

One question that I have for ya Burt, do you have a job?

From Burt on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 09:51:57 from 72.223.90.79

My job is keeping everyone happy on the blog.

From Steam8 on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 10:06:10 from 166.70.55.77

You took me off your FAVORITE LIST! You are lame, lame,lame! I am going to resist looking at your blog from now on!

From Lily on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 11:54:08 from 67.199.178.210

Whoa....what did I stumble upon?

From runningafterbabies on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 12:01:24 from 71.195.219.247

Now that's talent. RAD, I agree we make a good combo. I always wondered what I would look like as a blonde!

From Carina on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 14:00:45 from 204.15.86.83

This is just really strange!!

From Merri on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 15:41:06 from 160.7.252.148

Here are my guesses.

fiddy & little bad legs

twinkie & jun

scott & oreo

redrooster & tbean

gokylego & alliesbunsruns

How did I do???

From Merri on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 15:41:49 from 160.7.252.148

did anyone figure out who the other half of my face is? It's like I almost know her as if she is part of me. Probably my twin evil dr pork chop.

From julieesplin on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 18:15:16 from 75.169.165.192

I look like a clown! An all natural clown, of course, with an authentic sunburned nose. I didn't think of sunscreen as I drove out of town in a snow storm.

From Squirrel on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 21:35:37 from 75.105.134.2

Hey Burt-check out the pic on squirrels blog!

From Burt on Sat, Apr 30, 2011 at 04:52:18 from 68.108.125.213

Wow! An entire day without internet almost killed me!

The first picture is Julie Esplin and Marathon Dreamer. The second picture is Amber Green and Runningafterbabies. The last picture is RAD and Merri. You're all such good sports. Let's hear it for them everyone!

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