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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
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Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
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Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
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Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Thu, Mar 14, 2013
Total Distance
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19 miles on the bicycle.  I took Joe's counsel and yelled at three 12 to 13 year old boys walking down the street with fishing poles, "Look at me!  No training wheels!  Oh yeah!"

Check out Julie right here.

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Comments
From Tara on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 20:49:29 from 75.169.143.236

Ha ha ha! Also, you were summoned on fb. Your services were requested.

From Burt on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 20:54:43 from 72.223.80.89

Who requested my services? I don't have any services.

From Matt Schreiber on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:10:25 from 66.17.102.185

Ha! That's terrific.

From Burt on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:17:28 from 72.223.80.89

Thanks Matt. I try to be a little more terrific every day.

From Tara on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:22:05 from 75.169.143.236

I bid your visit on my comment post. I even "Burt McCumber-ed" you. Ryan was breaking all sorts of grammar rules. It's over now. You lost your turn.

From Burt on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:26:48 from 72.223.80.89

What a shame, really. I love putting bishops in their place.

From Tara on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:31:49 from 75.169.143.236

So cool to be spotlighted! Way to go Julie! How did you find that? Do you stalk her? I might start.

From Burt on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:33:00 from 72.223.80.89

I'm so glad you're a bigger stalker than me. Let me rephrase that. You're more of a stalker than I.

From RAD on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:58:05 from 76.27.82.202

Gotta love a good ride. I'm sure those kids will find you some training wheels soon :)

From Tara on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 21:59:30 from 75.169.143.236

Yes, yes I am. I gotta go, my latest victim is on the move.

From Tracy on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 16:39:39 from 50.103.236.137

Were the boys wearing overalls and chewing on hay? Where's the fishing hole near your house?

From Burt on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 16:56:35 from 71.216.109.214

Yes Tracy. They were. And why do you want to know? Are you going to poison it?

From Tracy on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 17:04:25 from 50.103.236.137

Remember, I'm nice now.

The next time this hayseed comes to AZ, now I know I can bring my fishing pole.

From Burt on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 17:08:39 from 71.216.109.214

I forgot. And I was just mean to you on your blog.

From SlowJoe on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 17:41:29 from 69.131.141.92

When did you grow up so fast? (sniff)

From Burt on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 17:55:24 from 71.216.109.214

I'm growing out so fast.

From julieesplin on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 13:03:46 from 75.169.180.210

Thanks for spreading my ever so small claim to fame.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 13:30:59 from 71.216.109.214

Your next claim to fame will be Spartan champion.

From julieesplin on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 13:44:41 from 75.169.180.210

I hope so.

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