The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Sick.

For sale: 2 kids and 1 wife. 

 

Tip of the hat to Ernest.

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I think I might be ok to go for a shuffle tomorrow. This plague that I've suffered would have killed many.

I found something yesterday that made me laugh. I suspect many on here have seen it before (the ostrich and vit D for stress fractures references etc). But I've got to say, when he says can everybody who hasn't run a sub 2:30 marathon leave room, I nearly wet myself laughing. Brilliant.

There's another one, which is not full of profanities and it's by an Irish comedian. Look up, on youtube, Tommy Tiernan: Drug And Steroid Olympics at Just For Laughs Festival - watch the whole clip. Very funny.

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