The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

November 02, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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For sale: 2 kids and 1 wife. 

 

Tip of the hat to Ernest.

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Comments
From Russ on Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 11:10:31 from 74.114.3.253

And the reason for the tough 6 on Friday is revealed, as you thought. My favorite Steven Wright joke is that he went to the movie theater and the sign said adults $5.50, kids $3.50. He said "I'll take two boys and a girl." Hope your sale goes just as well. Feel better soon.

From Jake K on Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 11:31:09 from 155.100.226.191

You could probably trade them in at the local running shop for some compression socks. Maybe two pairs.

From ACorn on Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 11:44:05 from 70.208.0.187

I bet they'd throw in some arm sleeves and a pink razor too. In all seriousness, I hope everyone in the Bam household is back on the streets of Ireland causing problems very soon.

From Bam on Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 06:45:38 from 89.126.28.24

When the Bam family gets better, we're planning on coming over to little old Utah and causing havoc - we're going to steal all the compression socks and sleeves and all the pink lady shavers and scoot.

What will you do then, huh? Not so big now, are you?

:)

Nice joke Russ - I like it.

From Rob Murphy on Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 06:56:04 from 24.10.249.165

My favorite Steven Wright joke...

My wife seemed concerned and asked me how I was feeling.

Me: You know that feeling you get when you're leaning back on the back two legs of a chair and you get to that point where you almost fall over?

Wife: Yes.

Me: I feel like that all the time.

From SlowJoe on Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 07:28:16 from 155.219.241.10

Hope the Bams are feeling a little better on Tuesday.

From allie on Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 15:29:49 from 97.126.218.177

get well soon, bam & fam.

From Jason D on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 07:42:08 from 24.1.80.94

Hope you are recovering, Bam. From what I can tell all is right in the rest of the country. This one from Camille Herron's blog (she was just in Ireland):

"One thing that’s been amazing is how many people are out walking, running (in shorts and no hat/gloves!), and walking their dogs (unleashed!), even in the cold rain/wind! The windchill with rain has been as cold as 17-25 degrees, yet there’s people out running in shorts and no hats!"

From Bam on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 07:57:38 from 89.126.28.24

Thanks for the good wishes - the Bambusters are on the mend - all fevers have abated and all that's left is a cacophony of coughing and the mellifluous melody of sniffles:)

Jason - I feel vindicated. You see, I didn't make it up:)

The one thing I hate about Ireland is dogs going around unleashed - the owners should be executed. Also, more often than not, they don't scoop the poop; people just accept that and it is disgusting and so wrong. The thing that defines an Irishman is the quality of his stick: all Irishmen need a good stick to scrape the sh!te off their shoes!

From Rob Murphy on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 08:09:33 from 24.10.249.165

Irishmen and The Rolling Stones...

From Bam on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 08:24:29 from 89.126.28.24

Rob - I'm not a fan of The Rolling Stones, so you'll have to explain that one to me - sorry!

From seeaprilrun on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 14:45:08 from 68.102.3.235

What about the Proclaimers?

From Bam on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 15:04:05 from 89.126.28.24

Hahaha - the Proclaimers are tops. Just like you, they're making a comeback:)

From Bam on Fri, Mar 29, 2013 at 10:29:05 from 89.126.28.24

My wife's a savage fan of Downton Abbey and everything historical.

Everything I know about the US has come from here and The Simpsons:)

Thanks for the good wishes - the snivels and splutters are petering out...

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