The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

December 2011

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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Night Sleep Time: 8.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 8.00Weight: 158.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.500.000.000.003.50

5:30 a.m. - 3.5 mile jog. Nice and easy, again. All the muscles in my left hamstring were giving it some big chat this morning: 'Slow down fatso.' 'Why we carrying Biceps Femoris?' 'Come on, lad - slow down. Walk. I've got some news for you, kidda, there isn't a sinlge soul getting out of this place alive. So stop and walk. Go home and get back into bed.' 'Tis futile, all this jogging malarkey, so it is.' Of course, I soldiered on.

While I was plodding along I saw the hill I'm going to use for my first session of reps. It's a beautiful boreen (there's a new word for you, lads) that snakes up a hill for about 1.5 miles. Gentle but toughish. My first session will be 6-8 x300m on this baby. I'll build up to 10x300m and then look at doing some longer stuff on it. First though, I've got to get back into some steady running. It'll probably be late January before the hill and I go toe to toe.

I took Andrea's advice on the old hammy injury and did some cross training this morning. In fact, I didn't have any choice in the matter. Her-in-doors told me to clean the windows. I went at it like a good-un. Super sets. No recovery between windows. Form needs a bit of work - streaks running down every window of the house; got a feeling she'll have me out there again tomorrow. Ho hum.

Anyway, come here and listen to this: wolfed down some of the cheaper creamy caramel ice cream last night. Had it with pukka American pancakes, so I did. How about that? Pukka American pancakes. Made in China, so they were.

Come here, there's more... made a batch of health bars this morning. Get a pen and write this down, cause these are where it's at, ladies. Oats, milled flax seed and goji berries, pumkin seeds and sunflower seeds and sesame seeds, chopped organic apple, Chia bia, a good few dollops of organic probiotic yoghurt, and oodles and oodles and oodles of cinnamon all mixed together. Fudge into a batch of bars and let them set in the fridge for about half an hour plus. Oh ladies, I'm telling you - tickle your toes and sneeze and then tell me you believe in Bam-Bam Bars. Oooochy-coochy-ow-ah . Oh yeah.

Night Sleep Time: 8.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 8.00Weight: 158.00
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Lads, it is with a huge lump of disappointment that I have to announce that this will be my last blog. Unfortunately, the real world needs me – that’s all I can say.

 

I have enjoyed my time here and the support and well wishes I’ve received have eased the early stages of my comeback. I hope to continue my comeback; however, 'The Road' now takes me to foreign climes and the nature of my business with the world precludes me from enjoying the chit-chat of social media etc. I will, however, give you a wave and wink after I win the 2013 Cork marathon. You’ll read about me in Running Times after my sub aged 50 – that is, of course, if I survive the task that awaits me out there in the real world. If you live in Utah, don’t panic: I doubt my journey will take me through your part of the world.

 

I wish all of you well with your running and hope that you enjoy the remainder of your time on this merry-go-round. Keep smiling, lads: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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Night Sleep Time: 8.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 8.00Weight: 158.00
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