The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.500.000.000.003.50

5:30 a.m. - 3.5 mile jog. Nice and easy, again. All the muscles in my left hamstring were giving it some big chat this morning: 'Slow down fatso.' 'Why we carrying Biceps Femoris?' 'Come on, lad - slow down. Walk. I've got some news for you, kidda, there isn't a sinlge soul getting out of this place alive. So stop and walk. Go home and get back into bed.' 'Tis futile, all this jogging malarkey, so it is.' Of course, I soldiered on.

While I was plodding along I saw the hill I'm going to use for my first session of reps. It's a beautiful boreen (there's a new word for you, lads) that snakes up a hill for about 1.5 miles. Gentle but toughish. My first session will be 6-8 x300m on this baby. I'll build up to 10x300m and then look at doing some longer stuff on it. First though, I've got to get back into some steady running. It'll probably be late January before the hill and I go toe to toe.

I took Andrea's advice on the old hammy injury and did some cross training this morning. In fact, I didn't have any choice in the matter. Her-in-doors told me to clean the windows. I went at it like a good-un. Super sets. No recovery between windows. Form needs a bit of work - streaks running down every window of the house; got a feeling she'll have me out there again tomorrow. Ho hum.

Anyway, come here and listen to this: wolfed down some of the cheaper creamy caramel ice cream last night. Had it with pukka American pancakes, so I did. How about that? Pukka American pancakes. Made in China, so they were.

Come here, there's more... made a batch of health bars this morning. Get a pen and write this down, cause these are where it's at, ladies. Oats, milled flax seed and goji berries, pumkin seeds and sunflower seeds and sesame seeds, chopped organic apple, Chia bia, a good few dollops of organic probiotic yoghurt, and oodles and oodles and oodles of cinnamon all mixed together. Fudge into a batch of bars and let them set in the fridge for about half an hour plus. Oh ladies, I'm telling you - tickle your toes and sneeze and then tell me you believe in Bam-Bam Bars. Oooochy-coochy-ow-ah . Oh yeah.

Night Sleep Time: 8.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 8.00Weight: 158.00
Comments
From Tom Slick on Thu, Dec 01, 2011 at 07:59:38 from 69.171.160.37

Way to keep pounding out those miles. Whats your weight at these days? What is your long run of the week up to in miles? TYI...

From Bam on Thu, Dec 01, 2011 at 08:38:19 from 86.40.154.36

Tom, how's things? I pinged a hamstring last week and it set me back a bit. But the weight's ok - 158lbs. I had the long run up to 7 but that's when the hamstring gave out to me. But I'm back jogging. Steady as she goes.

From Kam on Thu, Dec 01, 2011 at 14:20:10 from 68.66.163.179

Nice to see you got out, Bam. 3.5 is better than a tub of Ben and Jerry's on the couch.

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