8:07 AP. Warning: TMI. I am super bloated and over-emotional today. The girls are sore and monstrously huge, so I finally dragged my fluid-laden body off the couch and engaged in an epic battle to get my 12 sizes-too-small sports bra on. After I had it on in a manner in which it gripped my rib cage like a vise to prevent any effective ventilation, I got my nice stretchy elastic shorts on, pulled socks over my edematous ankles, and lumbered my 2-ton body through 8 miles on the dirt roads, where, I was hoping, nobody would see me. I was mostly successful, but one person waved, so I hope it's not because they knew me. Now I'm going to eat salad, bake cookies, and perhaps engage in diuresis by means of cheap beer. |