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Location:

St. Petersburg,FL,

Member Since:

Dec 30, 2014

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

  • 5k - 3/8/14 - Armadillo Run - 15:58
  • 10k - 2/7/15 - BDR, Safety Harbor - 33:17
  • 15k - 2/21/15 - Gasparilla - 51:05
  • 1/2 - 12/14/14 - Holiday Halfathon - 1:13:31
  • Marathon - 10/04/15 - Twin Cities - 2:38:46

Short-Term Running Goals:

2016 Races

Clearwater Halfathon - Jan 11
Donna Hicken Marathon - Feb 14
Gasparilla 15k - Feb 20
Florida Beach Halfathon - Mar 6
??? Chicago Marathon ???

Long-Term Running Goals:

Find balance. Run with my girls. Break 15 in the 5k.

Personal:

Born in 1973 in Southern California.

Ran in high school for Arcadia. They have a famous cross-country team now. In my day, we were famous for dodging our coach during runs.

Over the next 15 years I ran very little, but life was awesome. I lived mostly in Northern California, where I met my wife. We moved back to her native state of Florida in 2005, where I gradually started running more seriously.

 
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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Wed, Oct 14, 2015
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
13.000.000.000.0013.00

AM: 5 miles.

PM: 8 miles.

My first-grader ripped off a string of jokes tonight during bath. My favorites:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Where does a butcher go to dance?
To the meat ball.

I have a pretty limited range of jokes on tap. At least now I can exchange humor with six year olds as well as the absolute dregs of humanity.

Comments
From Mike on Thu, Oct 15, 2015 at 06:40:56 from 168.213.5.107

My favorite joke at that age (that I think I actually came up with on my own):

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

A sandwich.

If she doesn't laugh at that, then... well, then I formally disagree with her assessment of my joke. And she is wrong.

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