All is going according to my evil scheme....So far (after 3 days) I have lost 5 pounds, haha, goodbye water.
MAN, I am sore today, but I did p90x chest and back and walked for an hour.
I met with my nutrition dude. He is a gnarled mess of muscles, and dare I say it...he almost looks like he wears eye brow liner. Interesting combo. He is really into whole foods, though, which is STELLAR in my eyes, and he made up a food plan for me. Basically, I am supposed to eat the same thing every single day this week...5 meals all around 340 calories or something. 1700-1850 for the day. Does that sound right for a nursing mother? I don't feel all that hungry...possibly because my food option is a "pancake" make of 2 whole eggs and a 1/4 cup of oats in it--with stevia dusted on top. It is like an oat omelette. *Hork* But I could do worse. I am one of these people who would take 1 pill a day if it supplied everything my body needed, and just do away with the inconvenient mess of eating altogether. Although if you stick a can on pringles under my nose, I am in jeopardy, and that's a fact. But not right now, 'cuz I'm on FIRE, I tell ya. FIRE!
I have to go shopping now, so I may not get to my ceremonial 1.1 mile of running. But just remember, I am doing all this stuff so I can get down to running weight. Just please don't tell Sasha, because this is exactly the kind of "get slim quick" scheme that would make his eyes pop outta his head and start frothing at the mouth. Lazy Americans! |