If I thought all those good looking posers checking each other out on other days of the week was obnoxious, it was nothing compared to today (Friday). The array of falling-off the shoulder, high rise midriff, decorative and strategically placed holes was stunning. It's a good technique though, I have to admit. Making yourself available for the weekend with a fellow poser by showing up to the gym on Friday and hanging around in your bestest work out gear. I wonder if they know just how grandly entertaining they are to the bloated, saggy, old people watching the magic happen from their places on the treadmills and ellipticals. Way better than the TV with captions for the hearing impaired. |