Matthew 5:30 If thy left hand (the one wearing the Garmin) offend thee, cut it off and cast it from thee. For it is profitable that one of thy members should perish and not that the whole body should be cast into Hell.
Could anything squelch the love of running MORE than a Garmin? Who knew I actually run a 12:00 minute pace so frequently during a run--even if the average time is 9:00 m/m. I ran anywhere from 8:00 to 12:15 m/m. Wearing a Garmin is exactly like carrying a bathroom scale to the fourth of July and forcing yourself to weigh in right after the bar-b-que.
So aside from the creeping knowledge of my schizophrenic speed patterns, I will grow to respect the Garmin. But for today, we are not friends. |