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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
2.55

The sun was just about to come up this morning.  I ran to the Floodway entrance and saw the Ashcroft family was about to leave the  Floodway on the south side of Adobe.  Br. Ashcroft is hard to miss, even when it's kinda dark.  My legs were feeling sore from Saturday, so I didn't push it at all.  I made it to Brown without seeing anyone else.  When I turned south down the RWCD road, I saw a beautiful sunrise and stopped to take a picture.  Then I started to see more people.  I saw the two guys that were running together last week.  Now they were walking together again.  I saw some runners and dog walkers.  My underwear was pretty tight and felt like it was going to chafe my undercarriage.  They were so tight that I couldn't grab them and pull them away.  I finally had to reach inside and pull them down.  This happened about three times.  The last time I just pulled them down to the midway of my rump and left them there.  I hope no one saw.

So, here's another story.  I'm friends with Sasha, the blog founder, on Facebook.  (In real life, too, as he's stayed over at my house a number of times for the Phoenix Half Marathon.)  He made a post about Russian propaganda on Facebook.  As we all know, Sasha is Russian.  The point he was making was that a certain newsworthy thing lately did not seem like Russian dissemination.  I commented the following, "Those crazy Russians!"  Now clearly that's a joke.  But guess what happened.  I was censored for it.  I violated the "hate speech" rules.  I contested it, and lost.  But yeah, contested it?  I didn't even get to plead my case.  All I could do is say that I believe I was not violating their rules.  So I guess you're not allowed to make jokes of any kind that involve race.  And that makes for a pitiful society.  When we can't laugh at others while laughing at ourselves, that's not a world I want to live in.  So maybe I'll stick to the blog instead and ditch Facebook.  Unless of course it was Sasha that reported me.  But I'm guessing it was an algorithm.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Miles: 2.55
Weight: 0.00
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