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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
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Day 42 P90X - X Stretch - People are jealous.  Don't hate me because I have a beautiful body.  I started to do X Stretch while my sister-in-law was still at my house, so she took it as an opportunity to put an ice cube down my shirt.  Jealous.  Joke was on her though.  It felt great.

Here's a picture of Marathon Dreamer talking to a duck.  She's a loony toon.

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Comments
From Chad on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 10:52:51 from 168.177.153.171

After my last race I say a lady walking around with a bag of ice down the front of her sports bra and another down the back of her shorts. Is that weird, or is it just me? Your ice cube story made me reminisce.

From ChrisM on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 10:57:48 from 86.178.234.43

Maybe she is checking the coast is clear to launch a boat?

From Marathon Dreamer on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 11:43:32 from 68.109.133.145

Haha! I had no idea that you snapped that picture!! Yes... I was talking to the duck... Oh Burt... forgot to tell you! I am also fluent in duck.

From Marathon Dreamer on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 11:45:41 from 68.109.133.145

Hey.... those shorts gotta go though... seeing myself from the back like that!! Total baggy butt going on there!!! Gross!! Insert bag of ice... problem solved?!

From Lily on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 12:47:22 from 67.199.181.73

I hate baggy shorts. I roll them over at the waist and that helps.

Burt I am impressed with the p90 :)

From allie on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 12:56:10 from 174.23.182.80

i like wearing long, ultra heavy basketball shorts that go down to my calves. baggy shorts are awesome.

burt - you are right; i'm jealous.

From ChrisM on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 12:58:31 from 86.178.234.43

I can only use baggy shorts

my legs are so big that any other kinds just fall to pieces

From Lily on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 12:59:27 from 67.199.181.73

Baggy shorts can be fine elsewhere, but running in baggies for a lady isn't that fun. I like em short!

From allie on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 13:08:26 from 174.23.182.80

just like the hulk, chris.

lily - long! with deep pockets to carry loose change and 100 packs of gu.

From Burt on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 15:51:35 from 206.19.214.144

Chad - it's weird, no doubt.

Chris - I think she was about to jump in.

MD - make sure it's a block of ice and not a bag of ice cubes. A square butt will look better than a chunky butt.

Lily and allie - loving the debate. Let's hear more arguments.

From Toby on Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 22:02:16 from 216.194.124.37

"You're so beautiful..." MD - you look amazing in your shorts!

From Marathon Dreamer on Sat, Aug 21, 2010 at 10:52:58 from 69.63.212.182

Thanks Toby...and my flat rear thanks you too...

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