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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Sun, Jul 10, 2011
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Hot off the presses.  Get your haboob T-shirts here!

 

 

 

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Comments
From AZDesertmonsoon on Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 22:17:13 from 63.226.51.244

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43664204#43664204

From Bonnie on Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 22:41:26 from 71.209.188.153

LOVE them!!! I think you should get one,

"If you thought the Haboob was intense you should see me run"

Or, "I am the great Haboob"

Or, "My name is Burt, but you can call me Haboob"

;-)

From Burt on Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 23:35:34 from 72.223.90.99

AZDM - That's an informative piece. I better make sure seeaprilrun watches it. She still doesn't believe haboob is a real word ;)

Bonnie - haboobs are caused by butterflies farting in China.

From RAD on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 10:52:12 from 98.202.17.113

I can't see the pictures...I guess the blog doesn't like me anymore :(

From Burt on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 12:09:19 from 72.223.90.99

RAD - Just take your internet filter off safe mode. I thought everyone had to do that anyway to come to my blog.

From RAD on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 12:32:48 from 98.202.17.113

Even when I do that, it still says they are broken links. I am a little computer stupid though...I may have to wait until my husband is home.

From Rye on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 15:09:22 from 71.209.23.251

What the ..... ya Burt... I had to take off my filter to view all that smut....

From ChrisM on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 15:11:58 from 86.10.81.85

what the bleepity blank is this!?

From Burt on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 15:16:09 from 206.19.214.144

If you're going to swear, please do it in a foreign language. Like Brittish.

From Lily on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 19:03:32 from 67.199.178.210

Do you ever run anymore Burt-o?

From Burt on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 19:24:06 from 206.19.214.144

I'm in hibernation mode.

From seeaprilrun on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 19:30:03 from 174.70.177.86

this is crosstraining?

From Burt on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 19:41:21 from 206.19.214.144

No, it's brosstraining. Wait, I spelled that wrong. Bra-straining.

From allie on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 22:25:44 from 24.10.191.18

burt - you should mavre the t-sherts to osn't say it.

From Brent on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 23:21:18 from 66.7.127.67

Burt, do I dare comment, every one loves haboobs. Do I dare ask, what is a haboob? I sure it is not laughing at bo...s If you are the great haboob, give us your haboob wisdom, great haboob. I will say this is cross training big time, but for what event?

Stay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From Merri on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:26:47 from 160.7.252.148

I'll take a dozen please.

From Scott Wesemann on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:27:50 from 66.239.250.209

Haboobs- I am a fan.

From Merri on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:29:27 from 160.7.252.148

Bonnie I like your ideas. I think one should say I survived the phoenix haboob and all I got was this lousy wife beater tank top.

From Burt on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:30:25 from 206.19.214.144

allie - Are you sure you're in college?

Brent - haboobdaboodingdong.

Merri - Is your check going to bounce again?

Scott - you can't handle my haboobs.

From allie on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:32:39 from 161.38.218.168

yes, USU%%) alumnigh. why does you @sking?

From ChrisM on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:36:09 from 86.10.81.85

i say, if i bought one i would use a CHEQUE and it would be in POUNDS, what what what...

From Burt on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:36:49 from 206.19.214.144

Um, no reason.

From Scott Wesemann on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:36:53 from 66.239.250.209

Burt- Do you have manhaboobs?

From Burt on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:40:54 from 206.19.214.144

Chris - what's the exchange rate?

Scott - I have all kinds of haboobs. Now watch what you're saying. Rye is in this discussion and he is on the high council.

From ChrisM on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:48:57 from 86.10.81.85

is there a habooby prize for the last one in the habooby 5K?

From JD on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:49:55 from 70.96.78.149

We're all a bunch of silly haboobs on this blog.

From ChrisM on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 16:51:38 from 86.10.81.85

haboobtastic!

we're all having a habooby time!

From Rye on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 18:12:49 from 174.27.104.228

Burt, careful ....... Not the high council, but the

b_ _hop

From Bonnie on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 18:20:49 from 71.35.48.102

I know, I know, Rye!! Bishop ... Bishop ... Bishop!!

Merri, that is awesome!! I like yours much better than mine.

The rest of you men are just plain silly ;-).

From Burt on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 18:29:47 from 206.19.214.144

next calling, put you out to pasture in the high council.

From Lily on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 18:58:11 from 67.199.178.210

LOL on this thread!

From Steam8 on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 10:52:22 from 166.70.55.77

Hahahaa! Burt...you are the best!!!! Haboobabooba!

From Burt on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 12:38:47 from 206.19.214.144

If I was the best, I would have kept my vow to run more miles than Lily this week.

From Lily on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 12:41:40 from 67.199.178.210

You will not run more miles than me this week. I am already kicking your bootay to high heaven. Try me. I will also out pace you.

I keel you.

From Bonnie on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 12:52:22 from 71.35.48.102

hey Lily, quit kicking Burts Haboob! nah, go ahead, you are cuter ...

From Burt on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 13:00:20 from 206.19.214.144

et tu, Bonnie?

From runningafterbabies on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 15:14:32 from 71.195.219.247

I stumbled upon a very shady post...

Burt isn't that you modelling in the second picture? P90X really does work!

From ChrisM on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 15:17:38 from 86.10.81.85

Maybe Burt is shy because everyone is talking about his haboobies.

From Lily on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 15:25:37 from 67.199.178.210

HA HA!

From Burt on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 15:39:32 from 206.19.214.144

RAB - Yes, it's me. With a little photoshop enhancing. On the skin color only.

The rest of you - Haboobs are no laughing matter. They can be very frightening. Especially when they get real big. Believe me, you don't want to get knocked over unaware by a haboob busting out the sky. If you think you can handle a one, just know that haboobs can wreck homes. So don't mess with them!

From rAtTLeTrAp on Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 20:47:34 from 75.244.183.186

Sorry Burt, your haboobs are not very impressive :)

From Dan on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 23:43:08 from 24.209.83.20

Ditto

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