The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

April 26, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.500.000.000.0011.50

a.m. 8 miles easy on a frosty morning.

p.m. 3.5 miles easy.

My piriformis was playing up this morning, so I opted for an easy 3.5 this evening. During the run I decided to have a 'proper' go at sorting out this niggle.  I worked out that it was defo piriformis syndrome. I could feel the restriction on the stride and a throbbing sensation each time my foot struck the ground. I could feel the tingles running down the leg and a number of muscles being recruited to help out.

When I got back I asked her-in-doors, after I adopted the appropriate postion, to plonk her elbow into my piriformis. She wasn't up for it until I told her that it would hurt me. She was straight in there. 90 secs later, everything was going berserk. Good sign. I then got her to take the weight of my leg, while I was in the prone position, and move my leg so that my piriformis was in the most relaxed position. 90 secs later I stood and walked - pain free. Miracle. No, just a spot of Bam-therapy. But the real test will be tomorrow...

Those of you who don't get me, please note the tone is exaggerated to show that I'm mocking myself:)

Night Sleep Time: 0.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 0.00Weight: 133.00
Comments
From SlowJoe on Sun, Jan 13, 2013 at 16:30:27 from 98.201.152.210

So that's the ticket - promise the wife you'll be miserable and get some free physical therapy. Hope it ends up working for you, and thanks for the tip!

From Matt Poulsen on Sun, Jan 13, 2013 at 16:51:11 from 98.202.242.213

Great job. Knowledge of gross and functional anatomy sure has it's benefits. My wife is used to digging her elbows into various portions of my legs to help me get over muscular issues. She still rolls her eyes every time I ask her to do it though. Thankfully she is kind enough to do so. That she gets to hurt me definitely helps her motivation to "help" out.

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