The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

April 25, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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a.m. 5 miles easy along the canal. It's tough trying to run when you're fat!

Anyway, I had this great idea this morning. Guess what? I'm going to share it with you. It's the Tralee Marathon on Saturday and I've decided that I'm going to get out and about on the course and hide behind bushes and chuck stones at people as they run along the road:) Great fun.

Imagine Jake and Riley and the Kenyan fella deep in concentration. Jake smiling to himself - that drink that I pretended to drink from and passed on to them, will have their stomachs turning like washing machines in a minute and then I can stride away to glory:) Thwack! A stone in the head:) Great stuff!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch in the quasi real world of Bam, I was thinking about my goals and I've decided to alter my plans slightly. I might just try and break 3:30 for the marathon. Only joking. I'm going to stick with the 16 mins for the 5k in Sept and 15:30 around March time next year. But rather than pushing on for 14:50, I'm going to give the 2014 Cork Marathon a crack. I think I need to get one under my belt. Cork's a toughish course but it's not as hard as Tralee. There is one (The Killarney Marathon) that's a bit like all the Utah marathons but I couldn't live with myself if I ran it:). So that's it: aim for 15:30 for 5k by March next year and then aim for a sub 2:30 at Cork in June. Secretly, I want to break 2:28. The Irish record is 2:28:XX in the 45-49 age group. That would be cool, breaking the Irish record in my first marathon:)

After that, I'll push on and aim for the 14:50 as part of the prep work for going sub 2:20 for the marathon in the autumn of 2015. That's the new plan.

Of course, the success of the new plan is contingent on not getting caught this Saturday. I doubt I'd be able to train in prison:)

Night Sleep Time: 0.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 0.00Weight: 144.00
Comments
From SlowJoe on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 09:41:24 from 155.219.241.10

I like the plan. Well, the part about the stones; I didn't read the race goals.

Nah, it all sounds good; smart to get a full marathon under your belt for experience. I agree on the downhill marathons - I bet they're like crack....one hit and you're addicted. We need to stay strong.

From seeaprilrun on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 10:59:56 from 68.102.189.33

yes, run a marathon! I hate running when I think I'm fat, but really, it's all good!

From Rachelle on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 11:58:04 from 199.190.170.30

I don't see why you could not train from prison...have you not seen the Adam Sandler movie Longest yard?

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