The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

April 26, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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No run today.

Last night, before I went to bed, I tried to get the cat to go out but he was having none of it. He always goes out, so I thought maybe he was coming down with something. I felt sorry for the crater, so I gave him a slice of roast beef. When I roast beef I make a bed of red onion, celery, carrot, garlic, rosemary and thyme and plonk the beef on it. I then pour boiling water in the tray and rub extra virgin olive oil over the beef and season with sea salt and black pepper - the cat loves his beef cooked this way - as do we. When the beef's done, the juices make the most exquisite gravy on the planet - fit for a president - give it a try. Oliver the cat ate his beef and snuggled down for the night. I pottered about for a bit and did some final myofacial release and then clambered up the stairs and dropped out some zeds.

Got up this morning and there was snow everywhere. Clever cat. None of this powder stuff you chaps get - this is real icy slushy Irish snow and a good half inch to boot. Just looking at it puts hairs on your chest.

The leg was feeling much better but I decided to take the day off and let all the work I did on it yesterday have a chance to kick-in. Cat goes out and prances around in the snow - happy as a pig in the proverbial. Snow in Ireland, I thought. Whatever next? Maybe they'll get an Irish man to play Abraham Lincoln.

BREAKING NEWS...Did the old sitting on the tennis ball thing and everything has released. All pain and discomfort has gone. Completely pain free. Yipeee. Will run tomorrow!

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Comments
From Rob Murphy on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 07:47:47 from 24.10.249.165

Great news. That's all it took? A tennis ball?

I have to admit that I was mildly peeved that we couldn't find an American to play Abraham Lincoln. But after seeing the movie I can't imagine the role going to anyone else besides Daniel Day Lewis. He was outstanding.

Have fun with the snow. Today is a national holiday in the U.S. - for Martin Luther King plus also the presidential inauguration. So no work or school.

From Bam on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 13:44:31 from 89.126.28.24

The tennis ball did the trick but I think all the other work I did pressing and prodding and releasing tight tissue probably paved the way for the tennis ball's glory. Main thing is that it appears to be sorted.

Majella and I are going to see the movie on Friday. I'm looking forward to it as we don't get out often on our own - the kids keep us on a tight leash.

The snow's pretty much melted. Grace managed to scoop up enough snow to make a snowball and dupe me into going outside so that she could blast me. Hope you had a good day off, lazing around etc.

The kid did well yesterday - it's all down to Magic Murphy's Miles:) It'll be exciting to see just what he's capable of producing. Come to think of it, it'll be interesting to see what a good few on here can knock out this year.

From Derunzo on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 17:06:21 from 24.218.176.97

Better throw away that stinky tennis ball!

From Matt Poulsen on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 21:37:51 from 98.202.242.213

Great news Bam. Hope the run goes well tomorrow.

From Jason D on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 21:56:56 from 24.1.80.94

Cats named Oliver as generally clever. Glad the glute is good to go. The body probably welcomed the rest.

From Bam on Tue, Jan 22, 2013 at 03:17:25 from 89.126.28.24

Derunzo - 'THE TENNIS BALL' is ensconced in a perfumed velvet case - I fear that one or many of the many bloggers on here, suffering with pirifomis syndrome, may be inclined to cross the pond and purloin my instrument.

Matt - thanks. I decided to play it safe and give it another couple of days. Everything is ok, I just think an extra few days might be a prudent move.

Jason - at first I wasn't sure about the break - apart from the annoying piriformis etc - but I now know that a break after a spell of training is the way to go. I'm itching to get back...

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