1780 calories
15 min. of running
15 min. of light intervals
15 min. walking
15 min. of abs
Count 'em, 5 liters of water
You know what healthy food I've disovered that I like? Kidney beans. They've got a lot of protein and fiber, so that's a plus. Almost makes up for the fact that I hate 2 really heatlhy foods: celery and canned tuna fish. What exactly is the point of celery? It is 90% strings that get caught in your teeth. And the flavor is shudder-worthy. And the tradegy of canning tuna...so sad! A nice seared tuna fillet is one of the finest things this world has to offer. But stick that poor thing in a can and it putrifies, it disgusts! It gets put into nasty casseroles and forced down the throat of children everywhere. I'm sorry, I'm being negative. It is okay if you like canned tuna. Just don't, you know, BREATHE on me right after you eat it. Or if you are Grant, for the love of decency, DON'T blow your tuna burp right in my face as I am inhaling. Little brothers... |