HRH The Quiet Pirate Ship has been attacked on the high seas by the evil and ruthless Dread-virus Roberts and his merry band of lung phlegm buccaneers. Please send help ASAP. They were originally mistaken to be a few local fishermen out at night in their boat on a pleasure cruise through eel infested waters. It's a lonely Valentine's day, and I can't even be consolated with the fact the running can be my only valentine. But running is my true love- and nothing can stop true love- not even lung phlegm; all it can do is delay it for a while.
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