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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
27.20
Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 16.04Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 11.16
Weight: 0.00
Total Distance
5.60

My weekly mileage has been pathetic lately.  I blame lack of sugar.  I also blame general laziness.  I better take it up a notch this week.

Time - 47:39 (avg. 8:30)

Splits - 8:36, 8:30, 8:25, 8:32, 8:27, 5:10 for 0.60 (8:34 pace)

I saw MichelleL the other day.  She was sportin' spandex like there's no tomorrow.

 

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 5.60
Weight: 0.00
Comments(18)
Total Distance
5.59

Sunday was Valentine's Day.  Yesterday was President's Day.  Today is Slap a Bus Day.  If you see a bus, slap it.  I did.  I was trying to take it up a notch today.  When I got to the CircleK/Day Laborers' intersection, this school bus was in such a big hurry to make a right-hand turn before the light turned red that it almost hit me.  Being a man that honors his civic duties, I slapped the bus.  I hope the driver heard it, but I know the bus driver right behind him or her saw it.

Time - 43:07  (avg. pace 7:43)

Splits -

1 mile - 7:44 - I had restless night's sleep with a bit of a cough and a sore throat, but when I started running, I was feeling good.

2 mile - 6:54 - this one's for you, Brent.  0.7 miles into this one is where the bus incident occurred.  I was probably running an 8:30 pace up to then and then the adrenaline kicked in for the last 0.3, upping my average pace for the mile to 6:54.  (Let me do the math on that.  LOL! Yeah, 3:10 pace.  18.9 mph.  It could happen.)

3 mile - 7:53

4 mile - 7:09 - another sub 7:15 for Brent.

5 mile - 8:34 - cool down

last 0.59 - 4:53 (8:17 pace)  I stretched right afterwards, and I'm feeling, yep, you guessed it, great!

Here's a story about when I was young and I thought I was tough.  I did not qualify for state my senior year in high school because I had the fastest kids in the state in my division.  Anybody ever hear of the Martin twins from Page?  My high school coach used to tease me about my running form.  He called it my arm roll.  I guess I used to bring one of my arms down like I was playing the drums.  I probably still do it, but don't notice it.  Anyway, I entered a 5k that year that was held on the same day as the state meet.  I ended up taking 2nd place overall and first in my age division.  That's a pretty good story that I'll have to tell some day, too. 

The following year I was preparing to go on my mission, and I wanted to run that same race again.  I now had to train on my own.  As I was about 5 miles into my run one day, these punk 9th graders started making fun of my arm roll.  At first I let it go, but the one kid started to laugh like Nelson on the Simpsons.  So I turned around and confronted them.  There were three of them.  One was in his yard on the other side of a chain link fence.  One was on his bike wearing a hat.  And the other was standing there like Scut Farkus's little toadie, Grover Dill.  He had yellow eyes!  So help me, yellow eyes!

I asked Scut what that thing was he was doing with his arm. [Enter inappropriate comment for most age groups except for 9th graders.]  "No.  I wasn't doing that."  Then I knocked the hat off his head and over the fence.  "Well, I hope not" I said.  Side note: If you're ever going to get in a fight with someone younger than you, jump all his friends, too.  That way if you get beat up, you can say it took three of them to do it.  If you get your butt kicked by someone four years younger than you, you'll never live it down.  Back to the story.  I thought I made my point, so I was on my way again.  Then Grover did his Nelson laugh again.  "Let it go, Burt.  It's not worth it."  Not wanting to be the guy to get beat up by someone four years younger than him, I did let it go.  That turned out to be a great decision.  Not a minute later a sheriff's car came driving down the road.

The moral of the story is, when you're a 160 lb. bean pole trying to go out and serve the Lord, don't act like a hot shot.  You will get beat up and thrown in jail.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.59
Weight: 0.00
Comments(19)
Total Distance
5.58

Why do my runs get shorter by one hundredth of a mile each day?  Probably because I ran into Bruce RUN2DAY.  I think he runs the same loop as I do, only backwards.  Well, he doesn't run backwards.  I mean in the opposite direction.  Anyway, he apologized profusely about not checking his email as diligently as he should be.  Then he told me about how he ran the worse marathon of his life on Sunday at the Lost Dutchman in 3:27.  (I didn't feel sorry for him.)  But we'll go out next week for sure.  He plans on being pretty competitive in the Ragnar Relay next weekend.

Time - 47:59 (avg. pace 8:36)  recovery run

Splits - 8:54, 8:20, 8:25, 8:40, 8:39, 5:00 for 0.58 (8:37 pace)

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 5.58
Weight: 0.00
Comments(6)
Total Distance
5.57

I think ChrisM's theory of universal expansion is correct.

Time -  44:01 (avg. pace 7:55)

Splits - 8:12, 6:50, 8:11, 7:10, 8:45, 4:54 for 0.57 (8:40 pace)

Two more miles under 7:15, Brent.  I deserve major commando points today since you dissed me the other day.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.57
Weight: 0.00
Comments(37)
Total Distance
4.86

4.86?  That doesn't make any sense.  What about universal expansion?  WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Actually, I was running a couple of minutes behind this morning, so I cut out the loop around WalMart.  I guess I should call it my WalMart bypass bypass loop.  Instead I turned at the CircleK/Day laborer corner.  At least I wouldn't be hit by any bus today.

You know, I left a lot of details out of yesterday's run, so let me tell you about them today.  First, I saw Bruce RUN2DAY.  Then I said buenos dias to the day laborers in my best mexican accent.  I'm sure they thought I was a paisano...or a payaso.  And I stopped and talked to my son's bus driver.  I often seem him parked about a mile away from my house waiting until it's time for his route.  My son's gotten into some trouble at school, so I wanted to see how his behavior was on the bus.  This is significant because he talked to me again today.  He wanted to tell me that he had a talk with my son and that we're all here for him.  That bus driver is a nice chap.  I'm still trying to figure out if he's gay.

Time - 41:51 (avg. pace 8:37)

Splits - 8:46, 8:30, 8:47, 8:37, 7:12 for 0.86 (8:22 pace)

Nice and easy recovery run.  A lot less painful than yesterday.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 4.86
Weight: 0.00
Comments(9)
Total Distance
27.20
Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 16.04Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 11.16
Weight: 0.00
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