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Arizona Road Racer's Open Mile Jan. 19, 2010

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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Race: Arizona Road Racer's Open Mile Jan. 19, 2010 (2 Miles) 00:13:43, Place overall: 10
Total Distance
6.00

AM Workout

I just did my 3 mile neighborhood loop to loosen up my legs, and I stretched afterwards.

Time - 27:57 (avg. pace 9:16)

Splits - 9:21, 9:21, 9:05, 0:10 for 0.02 (9:15 pace)

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Race Report

I've wanted to do one of these races for a while but have always had something else going on.  The forecast called for rain.  I asked the race director beforehand if there was a possibility that they might cancel it.  She said unless there was lightning, they were doing it. 

I stopped working at 5pm and got changed in the bathroom for the race.  When I walked outside it was sprinkling lightly.  "Here it comes" I thought.  As I drove to Scottsdale Community College it got heavier.  This should be fun. 

I've never been to SCC, but I've driven by it many times and had no problems finding it.  However, I didn't know where their track was.  So I pulled in a parking lot and drove around.  I stopped a student and asked him where it was.  He said it was on the opposite side and my best bet would be to go all the way around.  So I got back on the main street and on the freeway entrance hoping it was also a way to get to the front of the campus.  It wasn't.  I ended up having to drive a mile down the freeway and get off at the next exit, get back on the freeway and go back to SCC.  This time I took the first entrance to the campus and drove around to the sports facilities.  Remember, all this time it's raining.

Now I get myself ready to face the elements.  Of course I have no jacket, so I put my towel over my head.  I already had my Garmin which was dumb because now I have water trapped in the screen.  I took it off, before I ran, but the damage had been done.  I hope it doesn't seep in any further and short something out.  I'm looking around for the track.  I wonder if it's on the other side of the tennis courts.  Hard to tell.  Let me walk all the way around.  There's the gym/wellness center.  Oh, there's a lighted field.  Maybe that's it.  I'll just walk through this mud to get there.  And it's a crummy softball field.  Well, maybe it's over there.  It also looks like a baseball field, but you never know.  More mud to walk through?  Great.  Darn, that's not it either.  I guess I'll head south.  It's got to be at their football stadium.  Doesn't SCC have a football team?  Where are the bleachers?  Hmmm...now I'm back on campus.  Where are all the students so I can ask someone?  Don't they like wandering out in the rain?  I'm sure they wouldn't mind someone with a towel over his head approaching them.  Salvation!  There's a campus directory.  And there's the track!  Right behind the tennis courts after all!  How did I miss it?

Now that I have a visual on the field, I start to run to it.  Luckily I had plenty of time still.  I see a couple of people on the bleachers.  I think, "That's odd.  What, are they making out?"  As I get closer I realize it's a couple of garbage cans, but luckily I see some more people getting there at the same time as me.  They look like students.  Athletic students.  I ask someone if I'm in the right place for the open mile.  They say yes, if they even have it.  I don't see any lightning, so I guess so. 

I did a couple of warm up laps and stretched out really good.  The race director finally got there, but I have no idea if they were late or on time because I don't have a watch.  All I know is I'm soaked.  I took off my cotton shirt and was down to my Body Armor.  I think I left my shirt there.  We lined up for the race, and I told the race director that I was going to get lapped.  I was so happy when it didn't happen.  The race director's name is Terri Antonino.  I met her on Athlinks.com.  She's nice and really fast.  I ran behind her the whole time.  My first lap was 1:28.  2nd lap was 1:37.  The third lap is where the rain and my receding waist line caught up to me.  My shorts starting falling down!  Man!  I couldn't go more than 50 feet without having to pull them back up.  It slowed me down considerably, and my final time was 6:31.  I can't remember my third lap split.

They always do two miles.  I wasn't going to do the 2nd mile because I was tired and obviously, I knew my shorts would be around my ankles in no time.  But then I thought that I should tough it out, and I got the brilliant idea to roll them up about three times.  That worked for about half a lap.  I spent most of the race after that rolling and tucking.  Nothing seemed to work.  I thought about ditching them, but that would have been bad.  Anyway, I came in dead last this time and even got lapped by one guy.  My time was 7:12.

I'm going to have to do that again sometime.  I really hoped that running with other people would help me set a post HS PR.  But with the rain and the loose fitting clothing, it wasn't meant to be.  However, I did have fun, and that's the most important thing.

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PM Workout

Day 2 P90X - Plyometrics.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 6.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From flatlander on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:00:25 from 198.207.244.102

Burt, good run, especially considering the special circumstances. Glad you kept everything together. I'm gonna see if I can find some little races like this, they would be a lot of fun.

I'm going to have to pull out my 70s clothes, that's what fits now.

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:18:57 from 206.19.214.144

The oldest I was in the 70's was 6, so I don't think that would quite work. Maybe in a few months.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:19:03 from 90.195.99.162

Burt how did I miss your race report! anyway what a day that sounds like urghhh rain at the track....

Well done on your mile debut excellent time too Burt, I take my hat off to you for doing the 2nd mile with the circumstances you did great well done.

From vinh on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:29:40 from 75.77.22.187

Great job Burt! Sub 45 10k coming up!

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:30:05 from 206.19.214.144

Thanks Sam. You missed it because I just now finished it. I couldn't post it last night because the blog was down. And I didn't want to post the pictures of Britta on my race report, so I put them on Wednesday's blog, and that's the first thing you see.

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:30:48 from 206.19.214.144

I hope so Vinh. That's a 7:15 avg.

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:31:04 from 206.19.214.144

Just need the right shorts. LOL!

From Eric Day on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:37:13 from 200.52.201.209

Nice Burt. You should wear 'tights', so they don't fall down. =)

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:41:15 from 206.19.214.144

Plus, they'd show off my manly figure.

From Rhett on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:48:28 from 74.41.249.102

Very cool race Burt. Now go buy some smaller shorts with a string in them so you can keep them up.

From Lyman on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 12:53:00 from 170.135.241.45

It sounds like a fun race to do. I wish I was there to watch run while holding onto your shorts. Great time nonetheless.

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 13:07:43 from 206.19.214.144

Rhett - I specifically chose those shorts because they were the lightest ones I had. I forgot the drawstring came out of them.

Lyman - Hopefully with the rain everyone kept the cameras and cam corders inside. It was very noticeable, though. LOL.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 18:09:23 from 90.195.99.162

He he I now have images of Burt running round holding his shorts up as if they were a skirt dragging in the puddles LOL

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 18:18:59 from 206.19.214.144

I'm sure that's what it looked like. And there was a nice puddle on the second curve.

From Walter on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 23:40:00 from 24.10.169.110

Hey, its the soggy bottom racer! Awesome run with having to hold your britches! Maybe suspenders next time? lol Keep up the great work Burt!

From Burt on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 23:44:18 from 98.177.216.165

Walter - I am a man of constant sorrow. My wife told me to throw the shorts out. I just can't. Too many fond memories.

From seeaprilrun on Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 09:54:11 from 68.103.250.39

Now that I have recovered from laughing(running, rolling, and tucking is just funny imagery), congrats on getting out there in the rain--that first mile was quite speedy Burt! You are a real trooper to keep going and make a second mile out of it!

From Steve Piccolo on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 18:13:05 from 66.60.123.141

I must have missed this race report. Glad you got out there even though it was raining. That's really not a bad time considering the circumstances. Way to run!

From Burt on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 18:38:52 from 206.19.214.144

Thanks April and Steve. I was hoping for closer to 6, and I know I could have, but oh well. Next time.

From Twinkies on Sat, Jan 23, 2010 at 19:21:29 from 72.37.244.84

Wo Burt, keep your shorts on. I have been out of town and just barely read your report. Excellent report by the way. I hoped that you have dried out by now.

From Brent on Sat, Jan 23, 2010 at 21:19:03 from 168.178.30.194

Burt - garbage cans making out, look like a fool with your pants falling down, you have speed, put in the training buddy, good times ahead, without DyNomite.

Burt, you have fun anytime

Stay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From ChrisM on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 10:46:58 from 86.151.220.223

Good work on running in those conditions.

You remind me of watching the World Champs mens marathon in Helsinki, when Ghaorib won and spent then entire race fiddling with his shorts and tucking/untucking his vest!

From JamesH on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 11:37:35 from 74.211.22.194

Now thats class. Trying to moon everyone while your running just so they will drop out and you can get a better finishing place. Shame on you Burt. J/K. Good job on the rainy, clothes dropping run.

From Burt on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 11:53:02 from 98.177.216.165

Twinkies - I'm pretty much dry now, but we've got a lot of rain this week. Hasn't rained this much in a dog's age.

Brent - I haven't been watching American Idol this season, but I did YouTube the pants on the ground guy.

Chris - plus I'm about as fast as that guy.

JamesH - Yeah right. I was mooning the people that were lapping me. LOL! Actually I beat some people the first race and came in 10th place. The second race I came in 10th again but was last.

From marion on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 12:18:16 from 71.213.120.94

Nice race Burt! Poor shorts! :)

How is the P90X?

From ChrisM on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 12:28:02 from 86.151.220.223

And *what* is P90X?

Sounds like a sportsdrink!

From Burt on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 12:34:32 from 98.177.216.165

Thanks Marion. I think it's going pretty good. I'm working muscles that I don't usually work, especially core muscles, and that's translating into better overall performance.

Chris - No P90X is not another flavor of Gatorade. Sorry you guys only have orange over there. It's a series of 12 extreme workout DVD's. You're always working different muscles. The theory is "muscle confusion" so as to not plateau. http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/p90x.do?code=GWO_P90X_PYP_B&gclid=CPb9uJ3DvZ8CFSMSagodoGEszw&ef_id=1908:3:s_3d8e651e569952b2cd77b3a61f6d5042_3894887803:S1yAO9BkAk8AAHNmJ88AAALA:20100124171539

From ChrisM on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 13:34:32 from 86.151.220.223

I see, it makes sense now!

We could also try muscle confusion with running perhaps?

From Burt on Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 14:40:50 from 98.177.216.165

I have to believe there is no other runner more confused than me, Chris. You come a close 2nd.

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