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2010 London's Run 10k (....errr 11k?)

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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Race: 2010 London's Run 10k (....errr 11k?) (6.75 Miles) 00:52:03, Place overall: 41, Place in age division: 6
Total Distance
12.50

Sorry that it's taken me all weekend to write this race report (Mikelle.)  The thing is, I don't consider it a race report since I quit racing around mile 4.  Let me explain.  I'll start at the beginning.

We've been getting a lot of rain the last couple of weeks.  A lot for us Arizonans.  So much so that we began to panic.  There were rumors that they might cancel the race.  Of course we wouldn't cancel if it were merely wet drops of precipitation falling from the heavens no matter the force, but the London's Run 10k is run all on farm roads.  Farm roads = dirt.  Rain = water.  Dirt + water = mud.

There were no emails sent out that they were canceling, and the skies were mostly blue, so we were good to go.  I got up at 5am.  I did P90X's Stretch X which is about an hour's worth of stretching everything.  Then I got myself dressed for success, had a banana and some Gatorade, and jogged over to the race.  It's only 2.5 miles from my house, and I thought that it would be a nice warm-up.  I jogged at a 9:35 pace trying to avoid any sinkholes that Queen Creek is famous for.  As I got to Schnepf Farm, there was some nice slick mud I had to go through.  I arrived about 15 minutes before the start of the half marathon.

I took off my long-sleeved shirt and mud-on-the-bottom-sweat pants and started to stretch some more.  My wife found me and gave me a kiss for luck.  If you haven't noticed, I've added two names to the blogger's I've met in real life section under my profile.  I knew flatlander was coming to run the half marathon, and I went to look for him as they were lining up.  I couldn't find him.  I guess I was looking for the guy with the pixilated face.  His sister, lightitup, also came, but I didn't know that until after his race.

The 10k started 10 minutes after the half marathon.  I made sure to get up towards the front this year.  Last year I made the mistake of starting near the back.  We watched the clock tick up to 10:00:00, and we were off.  I took my first look at the Garmin about a quarter mile into it and noticed I was running at a 6:30 pace.  I knew I needed to slow down even though a lot of people would pass me.  I was confident that I would pass them back if I stuck to the plan.  The plan was to run 7:15's.  The first mile came in at 7:12.

The second mile was a bit slower than I wanted at 7:25.  We started to hit the walkers and stragglers of the half marathon.  We were also going slightly uphill and against the wind.  The third mile was even worse at 7:43.  The fourth mile is where the fun began to start.  At this point I'm passing half marathoners right and left, literally.  There's a fork in the road where the HM-er's turn left and the 10k-er's continue straight.  Because I was in the middle of all the HM-er's I went the wrong way.  Luckily I looked to my right and saw people running on the road less traveled.  Noticing I was the only one with a blue bib, I had the pleasure of turning around.  I couldn't even cut the corner because of a big irrigation ditch that I was too chicken to try to jump over.  I started waving at everyone asking them how they were doing.  I heard someone say, "Oops."  I think I only lost about 10 seconds, but there was a sizable gap between me and the pack ahead of me.  Now I was heading downhill so this mile was a bit faster at 7:27.  I started to curse Brent for questioning if I was ready for 7:15's.

Around mile 3.6 the faster HM-er's rejoined us.  Now I couldn't tell who was who again, so when we reached another turn I yelled out to the volunteers, "10k?"  The volunteer says, "10k that way (signaling to my right) half marathon that way (to the left.)  I turned right with around 15 people following me.  After a couple hundred yards I see someone booking my way who I believe must be the leader.  "One."  I count.  Then two, three, four, five, six....Six.  Where's everyone else?  Hmm...there's quite a gap there.  Last year they had a little 180 turn.  This must be it.  Okay, but there's no one else.  That guy sent us the wrong way.  Well thank you jerks that figured out you were going the wrong way and didn't say anything.  'preciate that. 


As  we got to the next set of volunteers who were out where the 2-mile fun run was, we were met with puzzled looks.  They told us to go left. I looked at my Garmin and knew I'd be running more than I bargained.  Runners started to pass me and I didn't care.  Some were saying, "Does anyone know where we are?"  I told them they'd sent us the wrong way.  My hopes and dreams were smashed.  This is where I stopped racing and just ran to the finish line.  Garmin measured it a 6.75 miles.  My last mile splits were 7:54, 8:13, and an 8:23 pace for the last 0.75.  Only a little over a half mile extra, so not too bad, but here's the kicker.  I talked to my friend  who finished third.  He said that his Garmin measured 6.0 miles.  That means the little 180 that we were supposed to do, didn't get done by them either.  Well, it did get done, by the HM-er's.  And actually, they were supposed to do another quarter mile further before they turned around.

Why all the confusion?  The rain.  They changed the 10k race at the last minute due to mud.  But they didn't do a good enough job at telling the volunteers what was going on.  So, the 10k-er's did distances ranging from 6 to 7.5 miles, and the HM-er's did 12.6 miles.  I was upset after the "run", but as they say, what are you going to do?  I told flatlander I would run him in, so I drank some vitamin water stuff and headed back out.  I stopped at the last aid station and they were nice enough to let me have an orange slice.  Where were all the aid stations when I was racing?  Oh yeah.  I remember now.

At the 11 mile mark I found flatlander.  I saw his famous orange shirt and knobby knees.  I knew it was him.  I'd never met him, but nonetheless it was a joyous reunion.  I gave him a low five and paced him home.  I told him he needed to hug the bank of the canal because that's where there was less mud.  I even got in front of him to let him draft on me.  We talked about his trip and his other family that was running.  He had a nephew that did quite well.  Read about it in his report.  He also told me that lightitup had come.  I met her afterward and she told me it was okay to make comments on her blog.  I was relieved to hear that.  Everyone should go do that now.


Here we are.  Me, flatlander, and lightitup.  Despite the lack of organization this year, meeting fellow bloggers makes it all better. 

Final Results - 41st out of 621.  6th out of 42 age division.

Weight: 0.00
Comments
From flatlander on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 09:40:31 from 198.207.244.102

Good report, Burt, you are getting blazing fast. My family all wants to do this again so maybe we'll see you next year. I'm sure the race will work out the kinks and it will be a lot smoother the next time. Thanks again for hunting me down.

From SlowJoe on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 11:47:16 from 131.59.200.80

Nice running Burt, especially before the wrong turn. I had that same feeling the week before when I went the wrong way (though it didn't add quite that much mileage). All these people pass you up and it really takes the wind out of your sails. Still looks like you did great up 'til then, really fast, and hung in there for the finish. Nicely done.

From Kelli on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 13:37:00 from 71.219.89.82

Thank you Burt, it took long enough! That is quite some confusion, I am sorry!! It sounds like you would have had a stellar race had you known where you were going. But, you got to make new friends, so all is well!

Glad the stretch worked out for ya, I was wondering how that would go!

From James W on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 14:55:35 from 12.151.72.1

Bummer that the volunteers directed you the wrong way, but that's life (and running). Glad you were able to meet up with some more bloggers. If I can be healthy next year, I will plan on doing this (prolly the 10K) next year. I'll have to see about doing Pat's run this year.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 16:14:49 from 75.230.144.228

You have a great attitude for someone who just got the run around... literally!

When's your next race?

From AmberG on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 16:26:12 from 64.255.88.22

WOW !

What an Adventure!!!!

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 16:27:12 from 90.195.99.113

Ouch sorry to hear the race went pear shaped huh dang you would have done a great pr with the right course and weather, always next time :-D

From Burt on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 17:12:47 from 206.19.214.144

Flat - It's funny how this was the first year they used timing chips, and they were still having all sorts of problems. I had a backup plan if I couldn't find you. One of the guys on my Ragnar team also ran, and I would have kept going until I found him. It was great to meet you, and sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

Joe - thanks for the encouragement. Now that it's over I tell myself I should have pushed it anyway. Just some mental toughness I need to get over.

Kelli - It would have been stellar by my standards (which aren't very high.) Next time I'll wear my clogs.

James - When the puzzled face volunteer got on the radio with the other guy, I knew exactly what he was saying even though I couldn't hear him. Ha! That would be cool to see you at Pat's Run. I'm sure I could find you no problem amidst the other 15,000 runners.

RT - the next race is Ragnar Del Sol at the end of the month. There is another 5k I did last year in between, but I'm not sure I'm going to do it this year.

Amber - Of course this race is all about making money for families that have kids with cancer, so I'm not complaining. I do think it would be better if there was some way to separate the half marathoners from the 10k runners and the fun runners. It makes it so confusing.

Sam - my dear Sam (Lord of the Rings) Next time. Next time.

From artichoke on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 20:42:39 from 71.37.112.45

Now that's a race you'll always remember! It's fun to reflect back on those memorable moments over the years.

From Eric Day on Mon, Feb 01, 2010 at 20:52:11 from 189.169.132.120

What is it with last minute race changes ? Screws things up ! Don't race organizers know that it takes a lot of mental preparation to get to the race itself?

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 05:06:30 from 78.32.130.9

I dont get the Lord of the rings pun! cba googling

oh and very funny me old Dorris LOL

From vinh on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 06:59:56 from 75.77.22.187

Great job Burt despite all the craziness that went on! I know you will get that sub 45 this year. What race is next?

From ChrisM on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 07:15:32 from 130.88.123.4

It's a bummer when they send you the wrong way, it happened to me last August in a race, anyway sounds like you had a good time meeting fellow bloggers

From Twinkies on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 09:29:27 from 67.166.116.191

Nice job Burt. Never trust a race volunteer. I ran a race once where the volunteers told the 5k runners to go the same way as the half marathoners. Those that didn't figure it out ended up running about 11 miles.

From RivertonPaul on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 11:16:26 from 67.42.27.114

I'm just impressed with that px-90 body.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 15:55:30 from 206.19.214.144

artichoke - my placing in this race will always have an asterisk next to it.

Eric - At first I blamed myself for not looking at the course map on the website because I figured I knew it from last year, but that wouldn't have done any good. The only place they had the new map was on this billboard.

Sam - I just think it's funny when Frodo's talking to Samwise Gamgee and he says, "My dear Sam." I say it all the time. Now you're on the "in" of my inside joke.

vinh - Ragnar Del Sol! You should do the Florida one.

Chris - There was a big apology letter on the website. But they can't change any of the results.

Twinkies - 11 miles for a 5k???? Crazy! Sorry, but I would have quit.

Paul - You can see the results no doubt. That picture has not been digitally altered. It's the real deal, baby.

From Bonnie on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 16:14:02 from 128.196.228.134

Such a bummer Burt. Sorry about that. I had an experience like that once. Even though my heart was full of forgiveness I never ran in that race again ;-). You, as usual, are taking it like the kind soul you are!

From Rhett on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 17:21:25 from 74.32.219.217

Wow, I got frustrated just reading the report. Sounds like a mess. We to stick with it and keep your always positive attitude.

From runningafterbabies on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 18:31:47 from 67.177.9.74

I'm all ticked off and I didn't even run it. Good for you for finishing and keeping a good attitude. I get really frustrated when a course is not marked well. I can't imagine how I'd feel if someone sent me the wrong direction.

From Brent on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 18:38:26 from 168.178.30.194

Burt, see a fork in the road - take it, with Yogi, although the race was a disaster in some ways, always fun to have a funkie story to tell, you will remember this one for some time. My favorite curse word is "whatahey", please use this word when cursing B of BS - Nice read, you always make it fun.

Also, still a nice pace given the unforgiven fumble butts race ...

STay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From missy on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 22:09:44 from 70.56.98.145

I hope you don't mind Burt, but I just looked at the pictures. :D

You don't look like you broke a sweat even! Sorry about your course mishap...recipe for Nightmares! O.o

From Burt on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 23:02:27 from 98.177.216.165

Bonnie - I'm a little bitter, but I will run this race again because it's so close to where I live.

Rhett - thanks. There's no sense in crying over spilled milk.

R-A-B - You know that guy has to feel so bad inside now. LOL!

Brent - Whatahey! We think crazy things when we're running.

Missy - I sweat more than 103% of the world's population. I mean, it's bad. That shirt was light gray at the start of the race. I'll have to post more pictures because I was noticeably sweaty even before the race started.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 23:06:44 from 98.177.216.165

BTW Riverton - I looked at my before P90X pictures. I'm hideous!

From auntieem on Tue, Feb 02, 2010 at 23:48:46 from 24.17.177.218

Crazy! There must have been a few unhappy people after that race. Nice run, though, and it is fun to meet other bloggers. I like that you always seek them out.

From missy on Wed, Feb 03, 2010 at 01:10:17 from 70.56.98.145

Aww you poor boy Burt, were you nervous before the race? :)

From Burt on Wed, Feb 03, 2010 at 11:54:03 from 206.19.214.144

No Missy. When I'm nervous I pee my pants.

From missy on Wed, Feb 03, 2010 at 12:14:51 from 70.56.98.145

Oh My Burt! Before a race I get nervous..or even back when I was dancing I would get nervous backstage, and feel like I had to pee like 5 times prior..But I never have peed my pants...Except when I was a teen doing crazy stuff involving running and laughing at the same time..when you run that fast and laugh that hard..you really feel you are going to pee yourself!

From Merri on Thu, Feb 04, 2010 at 10:46:46 from 160.7.252.148

Ugh I'm sorry burt, there is nothing worse than being sent the wrong way! been there done that and it sucked! :) But you still did good and got to meet some bloggers in person so that makes it all worth it.

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