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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Wed, Nov 03, 2010
Total Distance
5.44

This one's for Nan, Amber, Melody, Anji, Stacie, and all you gals that are content to tell your biological misadventures to the world.  I don't know what I ate last night, but boy was I gassy this morning.  Usually it's one and done, but this morning it was all run long.  And not the little squeakers either.  There was some volume to these ones.

How you like me now?

I did see something cute, though.  This little tiny Mexican kid had pulled a "Vote to Keep the Cubs in Mesa" sign out of the ground.  The sign was as long as he was tall.  He was so proud of himself.  His mom was embarrassed when she realized what he had done.

Time - 46:38 (avg. pace 8:35)

Splits - 8:38, 8:30, 8:33, 8:36, 8:38, 3:44 for 0.44 (8:33 avg.)

Pretty consistent.  Still a little sore from flag football.  A good sore.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 5.44
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Merri on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 11:55:42 from 160.7.252.148

ha ha did you have any dingle berries when you got home?

From AmberG on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 12:13:33 from 75.162.138.235

hahahahahah. . . . thanks for the tribute. . glad you've joined the gross ladies club, (not that you're a lady by any means, but we did need some man representation ya know?)

From Burt on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 12:47:39 from 206.19.214.144

Usain - no dingleberries. Remember? I waxed.

Amber - funny how I said I don't know what I ate when I know exactly what I ate.

From allie on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 17:40:51 from 161.38.218.168

i don't know what to say. nothing.

From Burt on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 18:18:14 from 206.19.214.144

allie - oh, you've said enough with your little Spurs comment. Poetic justice would be for you to marry Manu Ginobili and no, no, wait, be sealed for all time and eternity with Manu Ginobili, and suffer an endless torment of giant nose syndrome and stank.

From allie on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 18:23:09 from 161.38.218.168

you have no idea how true that giant nose statement is -- because you have never met me in real life. we would produce THE biggest-nosed children ever. and since you are always honest with me, when i DO actually meet you in real life, you will tell me i have a big nose. and that i look bald. and grimy.

From Burt on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 18:30:02 from 206.19.214.144

and then you'll giggle.

From flatlander on Wed, Nov 03, 2010 at 23:45:08 from 76.31.26.153

Best get-out-the-vote story of the day.

From Sammie Howard on Thu, Nov 04, 2010 at 08:49:30 from 78.32.130.9

wot to say I dont make the cut lol

From runningafterbabies on Thu, Nov 04, 2010 at 10:27:14 from 24.10.211.135

LOL Burt. I'm glad I wasn't downwind.

From Nan on Thu, Nov 04, 2010 at 12:41:43 from 24.8.144.22

I thought it was called a bodaggit?

For the record, Allie does not have a big nose. Nor is she bald or grimy.

From Toby on Sun, Nov 07, 2010 at 21:38:51 from 66.133.97.196

TMI Burty...TMI! (Note to self, never run behind Burt in a race)

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