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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:
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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Thu, Aug 11, 2011
Total Distance
3.00

This morning I ran with no Garmin.  It was weird reaching down towards my wrist and not having a button to push.  Does ice cream make you sweat?  Video of magic fountain coming soon.


Asics Gel 3030 Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From ACorn on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 13:39:02 from 68.66.168.22

Constantly clicking the refresh button for the video of the magic fountain.

I hope your foot didn't give you any problems.

From allie on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 20:13:04 from 24.10.191.18

i need to ask you to remove your blog picture.

also, ice cream does make me sweat. especially when it's giant spoonfuls of chocolate mousse covered in vanilla wafers and grossly over-sweetened whipped cream. and peanut butter.

From Bonnie on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 20:39:38 from 64.119.33.134

and eaten while sitting next to Oprah.

From Burt on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 23:24:25 from 72.223.91.148

Acorn - click refresh again. It should work now :)

allie - what's the magic word?

Bonnie - If Oprah ran for president, would you vote for her? Your answer will determine our future friendship.

From ACorn on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 23:32:58 from 24.2.76.146

Sweet! That's the coolest thing I've seen all day.

From allie on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 00:15:42 from 24.10.191.18

it looks like a robot mouth.

From RAD on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 00:24:29 from 76.27.16.189

Do NOT drink from the Robot!!

Ice cream can do anything...it's magic :)

From Bonnie on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:48:08 from 150.135.114.102

Burk -- no, I would not. I don't like Oprah much, but probably for a different reason than you.

From Burt on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:51:32 from 72.223.91.148

My video recording skills are lacking. In an attempt to make sure I got close enough to see the water coming out, I got too close. Now people are going to wonder if I just lifted the lid with my hand. Ugh! I have no choice but to record another video.

From Julie on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 18:27:55 from 67.199.162.82

Burt, you are so easily entertained, aren't you? Also, I know that dog was in the Ripley's Believe It or Not book as voted world's ugliest dog. Poor little ugly guy.

From Seth on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 19:17:55 from 199.188.28.8

That is one fancy water fountain

From april27 on Sat, Aug 13, 2011 at 11:24:43 from 99.188.251.180

was that you saying 'magic'? and it did look like you lifted it. Didn't look like magic at all so I have so that I didn't get it.

From Burt on Sat, Aug 13, 2011 at 14:06:03 from 72.223.91.148

Julie - That's a dog?

Seth - I know right. It's the Cadillac of water fountains.

April - yes, that's my voice. I tried to use my 1st grader voice. But I always talk out of my nose anyway.

From Bec on Sat, Aug 13, 2011 at 14:08:48 from 71.199.9.12

Ice-cream? That is a thought provoking question. Get back to you later on that one.

From julieesplin on Sun, Aug 14, 2011 at 18:33:12 from 75.169.180.111

I got on your blog specifically to see if you posted a picture of this new fountain. As usual, I'm never disappointed coming to your blog.

I mentioned the new fountain to my sister who lives near you and she didn't know what I was talking about because she hasn't been there in a while. I know more about the park by my sister's house than she does!

From Burt on Sun, Aug 14, 2011 at 19:15:41 from 72.223.91.148

Bec - Don't serve ice cream at your wedding.

Julie - Your sister must think I'm a nut.

From runningafterbabies on Mon, Aug 15, 2011 at 00:16:04 from 71.195.219.247

I love the voice-over. Is that you? You should be a radio announcer.

From Burt on Mon, Aug 15, 2011 at 00:21:15 from 72.223.91.148

Telling me I have a radio voice isn't very flattering. IT MEANS I HAVE AN UGLY FACE!

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