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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
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Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
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Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
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The joke that seems to be going around today:

Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayze's death to say that Michael Jackson's death was much better.

And check out the fabulous new link under my bio for the explanation of my blog title.

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Comments
From ChrisM on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 15:03:59 from 86.149.223.152

I did always wonder about that...

Arrrggghhh I think that song is now stuck in my head LOL. This now describes my feeling towards that song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

From Rhett on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 18:08:19 from 74.32.218.117

So no running this week? What are you copying my running plan?

From Brent on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 22:13:17 from 76.8.201.223

Burt, no running, no biking, did the fall scare the jumping jee willikers out of you? Try a treadmill or spin bike for few days until you get your mojo back.

Stay Kool, Kool Blog Name, B of BS Rools out

From Burt on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 23:45:24 from 98.167.151.26

Chris - I got this from your link : This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.

Rhett and Brent - I think I've strained a muscle in my leg. I can run on it, but it doesn't feel like it's getting better when I do. Imagine that. And my bike's back wheel is bent. It's probably going to cost me $120 to get a new one. GRRR!!!

From ChrisM on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 07:52:30 from 130.88.123.4

The link was for Kylie Minogue's `Can't get you out of my head' LOL I should hope that song is available in the US somehow, how could you live without?

I didn't realize your bike was broken, that's a pain, at least you have the 3 bummers over with now: hole fall/bike/leg muscle strain.

If it was your front wheel that was bent then you could solve that by asking Sam for some tips on wheelies and then wheelie into work. I think you'd have a wheelie great time doing that!

How bent is it? Can you not bend it back yourself?

From Metcalf Running on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 14:56:51 from 207.225.192.66

Funny joke today :)

From sam Dean-Howard on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 17:26:28 from 90.212.41.17

well thats a funny joke Burt........Yes to wheelieing omg thats spelt wrong ha ha wheelie wheelie wheeeliiiiiieee......... yay

Ok my joke for the day

Is it to soon to contact Whoopie Goldberg ????? LMSO

(laughing my socks off) as LMAO is cursing x

From Burt on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 17:27:48 from 68.76.197.194

How horrible are we? Well, we're horribly funny.

From Leandra on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 20:49:08 from 76.27.82.55

ha ha ha I want to tell everyone that joke! Except Kanye, I won't tell him because I hate him.

From Lyns on Sun, Sep 20, 2009 at 22:49:08 from 75.162.199.136

Just watched your link...when the music came on my 9 year old came running into the room and said "hey I know that song! We listen to that every time we have PE." LOL no lie he really said that! Wonder whats going on at my kids Elementary school?!?! Guess they think the 4th graders need to get rid of their chicken fat...

From Burt on Sun, Sep 20, 2009 at 22:59:36 from 98.167.151.26

Lyns - that is so awesome! I first heard it in 1st grade, both in music class and PE. Push ups, every morning, 10 times!

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