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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
15.00

Since Nan ran the 15k National Championships today, I thought it would only be fitting to run 15 miles.  Plus, I think I ran at twice her pace.  So, that's cool.

I took off at about 10am.  It was 75° out.  Of course I didn't pack any water because that's how I roll.  I ran towards the east because that's the direction of the Superstition Mountains and thus uphill.  I ran straight down Broadway and turned around at 7.5.  It's a 200 foot climb there, so I kept telling myself that all I had to do was make it, then cruise back.

At mile 7.2 another guy was running towards me.  He looked like he was moving pretty good, so I gave him a high five.  As I was running I texted my wife that I was at 7.5, so I might as well turn around.  Only I accidently texted Vanessa who is the first V in my phone and Victoria is the 2nd.  At least Vanessa was impressed.  Oh, and the word around came out "crowne."

At mile 8 I stopped at a gas station and used the bathroom.  I drank water out of the sink.  Then at mile 10 I stopped at another gas station to drink out of the bathroom sink.  I knew there was no gas station at mile 14, but I remembered seeing a PowerAde on the side of the road.  Don't judge me.  I was so thirsty people.  I removed the lid and took a whiff.  It smelled okay.  There was about 4 oz. in it.  I downed it in one gulp.  Now I probably have gonorrhea.  At mile 14 I drank from the bathroom sink one more time.  Then I realized how late it was and that I was supposed to be at my Del Sol Ragnar team's celebratory picnic in  a few minutes.  Anyway, I was late, and after spending most of the day in the sun, I'm a beautiful shade of crimson.

Time - 2:22:22 (avg. pace 9:30)

First Half Splits - 9:09, 9:10, 9:26, 9:27, 9:38, 9:33, 9:43, 5:01 (9:52 pace)

Second Half Splits - 8:52, 8:58, 9:10, 9:32, 9:36, 10:02, 10:02, 5:02 (10:16 pace)

4 second positive split.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 15.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From steve ash on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 00:44:03 from 67.166.103.179

Burt, That is some good distance running you covered there. Way cool!

From Burt on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 01:08:15 from 72.223.90.79

Thanks Steve. I haven't run that much in one setting for a long time.

From Lily on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 01:15:30 from 67.199.178.210

Nice Burt! :) btw- so proud of Nan!

From Burt on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 01:24:46 from 72.223.90.79

Thanks Lily. Nan's pretty awesome.

From Derunzo on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 09:08:44 from 98.229.131.173

Jesus H Burt.... you just keep on upping the ante! Christ on a bike!

From Rob on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 10:44:48 from 72.254.160.231

Not only is that pretty disgusting to drink someone elses PowerAid, did you stop to think about the poor guy that was 18 miles into his 22 mile run counting on that last 4 ounces of PowerAid he had waiting for him only to find an empty bottle sitting in it's place?

From SlowJoe on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 12:13:42 from 184.79.24.255

Nice long run in some warm weather! I dry-heaved a little reading about that powerade but I know that is how you roll. Plus it's a tough economy, you gotta save money where you can.

From Burt on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 14:20:25 from 72.223.90.79

Hey, I think I taught the poor guy a lesson. Do a better job of hiding your Powerade!

From Karen on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 15:10:37 from 69.171.160.20

Gross, Burt...

From Burt on Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 18:58:09 from 72.223.90.79

Karen - you've been visiting my blog for a few months now and I still managed to gross you out? Yes! I still got it.

From Rossy on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 12:12:16 from 167.138.234.15

Burt… Wow! You were grossed me out at gas station bathroom sink. Someone else's PowerAde in the AZ heat is something else. You are one tough runner! Nice 15 miler and I hope your Del Sol team celebration was fun!

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 13:24:41 from 66.239.250.209

I think you are more likely to pick up an STD from a gas station restroom sink than a stray bottle of Powerade. Living life on the edge. I like it. Nice miles.

From Burt on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 13:39:48 from 206.19.214.144

Real guys? Bathroom sinks? Nobody wipes their duck butter all over a bathroom faucet, do they?

From RAD on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 17:25:48 from 67.172.229.125

ahhh, the famous tractor story, or in your case, the powerade story.

Nice miles and gettin'er done Burt!!

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