The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

April 28, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.100.000.000.007.10

5.30 a.m. – 3.6 miles including the Fat mile. 28 mins – call it 8 min pace.

Wicked wind blustering in off the Atlantic. I dropped in two thirty[ish] second efforts in the last half mile, which is slightly uphill (less worries about injuries working on the uphill sections when carrying copious amounts of lard). The idea was to stretch the legs a bit and to open the lungs. Yep, I felt the burn and remembered the agony on proper VO2 max workouts. Mind you, I was probably only running 7.50 pace during this morning’s brief efforts.

I have to say, it wasn’t really much of an effort stepping into the portal the other day. Intrigue got the better of me. There wasn’t any fancy-dancy, swirling-burling, jiggery-pokery, razzamatazz flummery; we just stepped through and there we were, slap bang in the middle of leprechaun land. And what a land.

We sauntered through a meadow fringed with myriad saplings until we arrived at a pool surrounded by huge mountains. Thousands of silver streams slithered down the mountain sides, each with a unique tone, blending to orchestrate a mellifluous composition. I heard harps and violins as the streams merged with the pool. We sat on a grass bank, canopied from the sun’s glare by a weeping willow. The ends of the willow's branches tickled the pool’s surface and about the water’s edge, a fuss of gnats skirred. Birdsong trilled.

‘So,’ he said softly, like how a butterfly might sound if it were able to speak. 'What do you think?'

‘Beautiful,’ I said. ‘Beautiful. It’s paradise.’

‘Ah,’ he said with tears in his eyes. ‘Now you can see why, after all these years, I don’t want to leave this world. For when I leave it, this place will vanish with me.’

I looked at him carefully. His lips quivered. More wrinkles seemed to have crept onto his face and, for sure, he’d lost some of his sprightliness.

‘If you were to do it lad,’ he said, looking through me. ‘You could open this world up to others. Imagine that. Dare you dream of that?’

We sat in silence for a moment. I tried to take everything in. Why me? What’s all this got to do with running? Unfathomable, I thought.  Then the strangest creature I’ve ever seen waded out of the water…

RHR 56

Starting to double up the runs, but keeping them short so that I’m not on my feet too long in one go – less chance of getting injured, especially carrying the extra poundage. 4 miles planned for tonight – might be a touch ambitious.

3:45 p.m. – 3.5 miles. Out and back. Bailed out. Turned back after 1.75 miles of gentle climbing. Legs were shot. Even jogging back was hard work. Where was the running guru when I needed him? Reality check. Hope I’ll be okay for the morning…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Night Sleep Time: 8.00Nap Time: 0.50Total Sleep Time: 8.50Weight: 168.00
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