Cursed Realm of the Faceless Ghost

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Location:

Provo,UT,

Member Since:

Apr 07, 2010

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

5K - 17:11 (Cougar Run)

10K - 34:35 (Deseret News)

15K - 57:33 (Utah Running Club)

1/2 - 1:22:26 (Mountain View Trail)

50K - 4:22:31 (Sapper Joe)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Sub-2:45 at Saint George Marathon

Win the Antelope Island half marathon

Long-Term Running Goals:

I'd like to run the Angeles Crest 100 at some point. And I'd still like to go sub-4 at a trail 50k. Other than that, I'm open to suggestions.

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Personal:

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I was a competitive cyclist for years. In 2009, after racing in the Tour of Utah, I decided I had plateaued as a cyclist--I could continue to improve, but I wouldn't break through to a new level. So, I started looking for a new challenge.


I thought that challenge would be mountain biking, but I'm a terrible bike handler. I married Catherine in January 2010 and a couple of weeks later I entered the SLTC Winter Training Series with her. A couple of weeks after that I decided I'd like to run ultras, so I signed up for a couple of 50Ks to get started.

Those first races came and went, with varying results. I was looking forward to running more and possibly pushing into the longer distances, but I injured my knee in June 2010 and I've never been consistently healthy since.

I started law school in August 2010, which meant less time for training. In June 2011, Baby Elliott was born, which meant even less time for training. But she's worth it. 

Baby Nora joined us in October 2013, with the same effect on training as Elliott (who, incidentally, is no longer a baby). 

I (finally) finished school in April 2014 and now I'm an evil corporate lawyer in Salt Lake. I have no illusions that I'll ever get back into the shape that I once was, but I'm perfectly at peace with that. I still have many goals to accomplish and many years in which to do it. 

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14.10

All summer I wanted to run up Timp, but never got a chance. I finally made it last week, and now I can't seem to stop. This morning I ran it with Jared, also known as the SLC Samurai, and the Dorais brothers, Andy and Jason. Both of the Dorais brothers are real runners and ran the 800 at BYU. It also turns out that Andy is one of the two runners I ran into on King's Peak last month. Jared is an LDS guy with a family. He's also Asian, as his alias suggests. I'll let you decide how relevant any of this is later on.

We arrived at the trailhead a little before six, and the place was packed. So packed that we couldn't find a place to park. We drove around for a while looking for a spot before we finally just got creative and invented one.

(Right as we ran past the shack at the start of the trail I saw a green light coming down the trail toward me. "Crockett?" I said. "Crockett," he said. And that's the end of that little story. I hope you found it as interesting as I did.)

Anyways, our little group split up pretty quickly, with Jason and I at the front and Andy and Jared somewhere else. There were plenty of people on the trail, but not nearly as many as I would have expected based on the number of cars in the parking lot. That is, until the saddle, where we ran past what looked like at least 50 people milling around.

Jason and I kept the pace conversational, but we were pretty quick, running the whole way until one or two switchbacks above the cirque, and running a lot of the way after that. Jared, who had been tailgunning the whole way, surprised us by showing up a minute or two later. Somehow he had managed to cut nearly three-quarters of a mile off the trail between the cirque and the summit. As a friend of ours once observed, "If you think like the Samurai, the 'trail' is simply the route between where you are and where you want to go."

We hung around at the summit for a few minutes to regroup, and then we started the descent. The guys I was running with are backcountry skiers, which must explain why they're so good at running technical terrain. We absolutely bombed the descent (at least, according to my perception), and I think we covered the sketchy half mile between the summit and the saddle at least three minutes faster than I've ever done it. No near-death experiences for me, fortunately, although Andy missed a step just below the saddle and almost took a tumble down a talus field.

As the descent continued, we settled back into the same groups we had on the way up. Except Jared was the last out, because he took a "shortcut" that turned out to be a wrong cut and wound up somewhere other than where he wanted to be. That's why he's a samurai and not a ninja.

And now for the Exchange of the Day:

White Guy in Flat Brim Hat: "Ni hao."

Jared: "F*%k you."

1:39:39 up

56:52 down

2:36:31 round trip (not including the time we stopped at the summit)

2:46:36 elapsed time

 

 


Adidas Kanadia TR Miles: 14.10
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From jun on Sat, Sep 18, 2010 at 13:38:39 from 97.126.232.37

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and that's wicked fast. I think I'm heading up Monday morning with Scott. I love that mountain.

From jun on Sat, Sep 18, 2010 at 13:40:06 from 97.126.232.37

I've now read that exchange four times and laugh equally as much every time. I probably would have said the same thing if I was him. Hahahaha.

From crockett on Sat, Sep 18, 2010 at 14:47:53 from 70.56.100.141

I could tell you guys were cruising when I saw you, but that is crazy fast with all that traffic to get through. Way to go. I've fell so many times coming down from the summit that I now have a tough time bombing down that now.

From Jon on Sat, Sep 18, 2010 at 14:52:32 from 98.84.70.166

That's awesome. Ni Hao...

From Scott Wesemann on Sat, Sep 18, 2010 at 15:14:37 from 75.162.85.220

Great report. Hey, I read about your friends (The Samurai) trip on the WURL last year on skis. That was pretty awesome. Not many people have ever done that.

You should come join Jun and I on Monday morning.

From Faceless Ghost on Sun, Sep 19, 2010 at 00:24:56 from 69.169.157.242

Scott - that sounds like fun, but there's no way I could fit that into my Monday schedule. Should be a great way to start the week, though.

If I'm lucky, I'll be up again on Friday or Saturday.

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