The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

April 28, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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7:30 a.m. 8 miles recovery run. Legs know they've done some work this week. But here's some big news for you: I'm going to learn to drive. Ho, ho. Beware if you're on holiday in Ireland - Bam might be on the road. Yep, at the age of 47 I've decided to have another go at learning to drive. Why? So I can drive the 20 or so miles over to Castleisland to use the track. There are other reasons too but the track's the catalyst for change. There is no running track in Tralee, in fact, there are very few in Ireland.

I did start learning to drive in my early thirties. I took my test three times and failed each time - obviously. The first test I thought I'd made it, but no. Failed because of many small things and a general lack of confidence. On my second (with a massive hangover) I failed because I let go of the wheel on a roundabout and screamed, thinking the truck on my inside was going to smash into me. The examiner wasn't too pleased. The third time, I was having a blinder. The examiner told me to pull over and then told me to drive on. I came to a junction and waited for instructions. It was a dual carriageway and I should've just driven straight onto it. He told me he was taking me back to the centre to pass me. He'd told me to pull over so I would see the sign showing the dual carriageway. After this, I gave up.

Anyway, off to read The Rules Of The Road - if anybody tries to overtake me I'll spike them.

6:00 p.m.  6 miles. 3 miles w/u, drills, 8x8 sec's hill sprints off 2min rec, 3 miles w/d.

Great session - can feel the speed coming and it helped cleared the fatigue from the legs. Easy run tomorrow morning and then a threshold session to round off the week.

It's time to plonk myself on the sofa for the Olympics.

Night Sleep Time: 0.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 0.00Weight: 132.00
Comments
From allie on Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 05:38:38 from 97.126.221.48

good luck with the driving test. i think you will pass this time around.

From Bam on Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 13:56:32 from 95.83.229.108

If only I got £'s for miles:) Typo. Less haste more speed. I'm rushing to get a glass of goji berry juice and a bowl of pineapple.

Tell your daughter I said congratulations. It'll be close to a year before I take my test - things are slow here.

I'm pleased with how it's going and it's good to see you benefitting from your hard work too.

From Bret on Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 14:16:42 from 64.128.133.66

Bamster - my youngest daughter, Delaney, coincidently just took her driving test today (and passed) - so there's hope for you sir.

What is "£ miles"? Money miles?: pound miles? or a typo?

Nice work this week - you're progressing so rapidly. Very impressive.

From Jake K on Sat, Jul 28, 2012 at 06:54:24 from 67.177.11.154

You are going to be a teenager again - running 14 minutes 5Ks and cruising around in a car for the first time!

From Bam on Sat, Jul 28, 2012 at 14:22:02 from 95.83.226.34

Jake, I've been laughing all day at the thought of me driving about as a teenager with the window down and some of the badest tracks blazing out and me saying to some honey, "Would you mind awfully if I were to give you a 'ride' in my automobile?" I can't imagine the sub 15 5k - not without a bike, that is.

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