The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

May 04, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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5:30 a.m. - 8 miles easy. Just pootled along, like a somnambulant in high heels.

Going on holiday on Monday (two weeks in Portugal) and I'm dreading running in the heat. I'm dreading traipsing around shops. I'm dreading sitting in restaurants late at night, working out how many hours sleep I'll be missing. I'm dreading the food: having to eat junk. I'm dreading the search for an internet cafe so that I can keep y'all up to date with the things I'm dreading and how I'm suffering in the heat from the things I dread.

On a lighter note - I'm looking forward to whipping off  my top (apologies to aleph and allie and Fiddy) and getting a year's dosage of Vitamin D in two weeks. Must remember the sun cream. I suppose I'll come back looking like a skinny, bronzed Adonis - albeit, a rather decrpit God.

I'm hoping to find a running shop with decent priced trainers. 145 Euros (that's like a thousand U.S. Buck-a-rooneys:)) they want in Tralee for a pair of Asics Nimbus 13. 160 Euros for the Nimbus 14. On yer bike. They only last me four - five weeks. Granted the Nimbus is a cracking shoe for the neutral machine of perfection that I am, but they're having a giraffe at thoses prices. I bought two pair of Nimbus 13's from the same place, about 9 weeks back, and paid 200 Euros for the pair of them -100 Euros each pair; expensive, but they are so comfortable and there's only one way to get injured in the Nimbus: you'd have to trip over a dead cow festering in a field. The manager of the shop said that it's the cost of materials and other nonsense. Materials smearials. I'll wear my wife's high heels before I pay those prices - better go try them on:)

6:00 p.m. 6 miles including 8x8 sec hill sprints off 2 min rec. Great little session. Favourite of the week. Gets the C.P. juices fizzing, recruits fibres, improves economy and best of all, it’s over quickly and is relatively painless. But I wouldn’t recommend doing it in your old lady’s high heels.

 

Night Sleep Time: 0.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 0.00Weight: 133.00
Comments
From Derunzo on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 04:14:38 from 24.218.176.97

Ha ha! Good stuff.... enjoy the "dreaded" vacation!

From Jake K on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 08:30:50 from 155.100.226.54

have a good trip!

you need to come on vacation with Andrea and I - you'll knock 30 seconds off your 5K time in a week's time!

From Bret on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 09:24:55 from 216.234.133.223

Great entry Bam. Perhaps you can visit Chritiano in Portugal to offer consolation. :)

Keep up those miles - you are having a nice week.

From Bam on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 14:17:36 from 213.191.250.142

Derunzo, Thanks. I suspect that, like you, I'll be up and running at insomniac hours to avoid the heat.

Jake, when I go on holiday with you and Andrea, I think it'll be to Brazil to watch you two zipping along in the Olympic marathon at a pace that is faster than what I could run 5k.

Bret, thanks, the miles are a touch higher than planned. 'Twas the extra 6 after my 'long' run on Monday. I need to be careful not to overcook the miles. I'll be dropping down to 100-102 next week.

From allie on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 14:43:48 from 97.117.94.148

nothing wrong with whipping off your top -- but be warned that you might see more long blog discussions about it in the coming weeks.

have a nice holiday.

From Kam on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 14:46:12 from 68.66.163.179

You just reordered my thinking about the expense of shoes, Bam. I'm glad I don't have to spend that kind of scratch. Those prices are a well-placed, swift kick to the midsection of the pocketbook.

From Russ on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 14:57:13 from 74.114.3.253

Excellent post, have a great holiday. Love the fixation on high heels. I've never tried running in them though - maybe tomorrow.

From Bam on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 15:03:04 from 213.191.250.142

Thanks allie. I didn't cop-on that the whole removing of the top was such a sensitive issue. Then I remembered reading something about it somewhere - "Running Times". Enjoyed the rants.

Kam, I was just reading your blog about crocs etc and I was going to comment and then thought that I might sound even dafter than I am, but what the heck, I'll comment over at your place. But trainers are well over priced here. It's annoying as hell.In fact, I'm gonna open my window and shout: "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore!" (With apologies to the writer/writers of the movie, "Network".)

From Bam on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 15:04:48 from 213.191.250.142

Thanks Russ. Red heels are best. They stop people in their tracks:)

From NatalieK on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 15:22:26 from 24.2.101.184

Too funny. I followed you over hear from the comment you made on Kam's blog about crocs. I'm interested to see your next choice in footwear.

From Bam on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 15:40:50 from 213.191.250.142

Too kind NatalieK, too kind. Thanks. You've gotta have a laugh. Otherwise you'll end up crying. And there's no point gurning when we only get a short spin on this revolving ball of insignificance.

I think the running world should unite and put a stop to these outrageous prices. Everybody should buy some bland brand of mad shoes and then maybe the big boys will stop ripping the curse word out of us skinny malinkeys who fall for all the marketing malarkey. Kam could be our great leader. But you go first. I'm wearing my bouncy pair of Nimbus trainers tomorrow morniing.

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