OK, I finally got to this. Android app is on the TO DO list. Baldandspicy - here is what you need:
* Linux (Ubuntu makes it the easiest)
* Apache
* MySQL
* PHP
* ImageMagic
* Git
Then set up an account for me with sudo rights so I can log in and install and configure everything. You can download my public key from
http://asksasha.com/public_key.txt . Put in in /home/sasha/.ssh/authorized_keys. Make sure to
chmod 700 /home/sasha/.ssh
chmod 600 /home/sasha/.ssh/authorized_keys
chown -R sasha /home/sasha/.ssh
Then I'll be able to ssh with no password. If you hit a roadblock during setup, just get the SSH working for me, I can install all the packages and get them to work.